What I know for sure… If your plane, train, boat or automobile came in a box, was assembled in your garage and is considered experimental, it is not air worthy, rail worthy, sea worthy or road worthy. DO NOT try to pilot ANY of these “models” and put the rest of us normal people in [...]
Archive for January, 2009
I taught her this knock knock joke…now that is practically the only joke she tells. She also thinks the “jokes” she makes up on her own are just hilarious. She laughs her butt off at them! Then you can’t help but laugh, too. My baby has the best laugh! It’s infectious!
As promised, here is a video (there were supposed to be TWO videos, but You Tube is taking HOURS to load the second one, maybe it will be done uploading by tomorrow morning…) of my baby girl. Watch my amazing girl in her (almost) full glory. Check out her “Spanish”…my baby is “bi-lingual” at only [...]
I found this over at Kaiya’s Laughter Heals. Court really has a great and twisted sense of humor! I love that in a person! Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.” The couples will first drive to Dallas , then drive to Waco, Belton, Austin, [...]
My result for The Crazy Test… You’re sane! You scored 7 Sane, 5 Insane, 3 Crazy, 4 Weird and 4 NeedHelp! You might survive. Just don’t close your eyes. Deep down inside: you are confused about circles. Your great abiding passion is: payday Your innermost fear is: payday Your greatest strength is: clear thinking Your [...]
You know how I love Rick Springfield, right? You didn’t? Have you even looked at my blog? Have you seen all the yummy pictures I posted of this man? Are you blind? No? OK, then. Go look at the pictures I have spread about my bloggy…Done? Alright, now watch this video. It’s hilarious. See more [...]
I got this horrible comment on my last post. I will not post it here but you can click the link to read it, if you choose. This disgusting pervert commented “anonymously”. He must be very ashamed of who he is to do this. This is a Mommy Blog. I write about my family, my [...]
This is just a little sample of conversations that occur in my house. With The Diva. And me, her Mama. And how I try very hard not to laugh and to be stern with her so that I can teach her that being a smart~ass to her parents isn’t acceptable. I am failing miserably. She [...]
Did that get your attention? My awesome, wonderful, loving friend, Jeannie just presented me with the “Kindred Spirit Award”. I honestly have no words to thank her for this one. The woman who can write posts that are equivalent to a chapter in a 500 page book, has been rendered nearly speechless! {Remember I said [...]
Now that we have a black President, will it be considered a hate crime or racism to make fun of him, as all political satirists/comics have done with every other Head Cheese? I mean really, do we have to tread lightly here? If he pulls some boneheaded move, shouldn’t we be allowed to joke about [...]
I got this in my in box last night from my friend Courtney over at blogging*matilda. Please go visit. Donate if you can. But please pray for this family either way. Shan, Blogging is a wonderful thing. It creates a space that we can all share our lives, trials and tribulations. It connects random strangers [...]
I had to post this letter from my Big Bro’s blog. He said everything I was already thinking, funny how family works that way, huh? Now read this and then go give him some bloggy love. Open Letter To President Barack Obama from Hard Reset by KSS Mr. President, Tomorrow you will become the first [...]
I had to post this letter from my Big Bro’s blog. He said everything I was already thinking, funny how family works that way, huh? Now read this and then go give him some bloggy love. Open Letter To President Barack Obama from Hard Reset by KSS Mr. President, Tomorrow you will become the first [...]
Today we have inaugurated our 44th President. He is also our first African~American President. This is historic. This is Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.‘s dream finally come to fruition. That is as far as my praise goes on this subject. I didn’t vote for Obama. I am a Republican/Libertarian and proud of it. I am [...]
Today is Martin Luther King Day, the celebration of a great man’s dream. Tomorrow we will watch the inauguration of America’s first African~American President. An historic day, to say the least. I find it fitting that these two days fall in a row, however, I am disheartened that MLK’s dream has been so distorted since [...]
I have figured out how to stop the war & end all these terrorist Muslim Jihads once and for all. With a little help from Carlos Mencia and his DVD *Performance Enhanced, the secret has been revealed: Bacon Bits. Really. I’m not kidding. Bacon Bits. Any pork product, actually. OK here’s the set up (I [...]
Yeah, like he is going to let anyone date his daughter! PFFT! He’ll be on the front porch with a shotgun when these poor boys come to call! Our poor Diva won’t be able to date until she’s in college, far, far away from her protective Daddy. Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: [...]
This is just WRONG!!! Yeah, no kidding. Have you seen our new Presidential Cabinet? Poor Ronald! What did he do, smack the Hamburgular? Not for children. Come on,, you know better than to… Deliverance. Damn Mountain Folk… Actually it’s the definition of insanity, but this works as well. D’OH!!! Preppy gone mad. Self explanatory. Yes, [...]
No, the Publisher’s Clearing House guy didn’t show up at my house, even though he keeps saying he’s coming. Something even better. And I didn’t even have to enter or anything! Awesome!! British National Lottery Headquarters,12 Bridge Street,Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP,United Kingdom.Customer Service/Claims Department Ref: :UK/NDU/9023118308/03Batch: 074/05/ZY369 We happily announce to you the recent draw [...]
