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Tropical Island Hell: MomDot’s Small Talk Six

November 7, 2009 by Shan  
Filed under Memes

It’s time, once again, for Small talk Six! On Saturdays presented by MomDot.com. Today’s topic is 6 reasons why you would be doomed if you were stranded on a deserted island all by yourself“. You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences. 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc…

Here goes nuthin’…

1) I could not build a shelter that would stand upright for very long.

2) I’m dyslexic and directionally challenged, so even though I am a strong swimmer, I would likely end up right back on the same island.
3) Much like Tom Hanks in Castaway, I would end up talking to a damn ball or coconut just to try to get away from the voices in my head. Then if I ever did get rescued, I would be even crazier than I am now. Entertaining as hell for you all, not a good thing for moi.
4) I am a meat and potatoes kind of girl. I like a nice medium rare steak, a baked potato and lots of butter. These are not things you find readily available on a deserted island. I would shrivel up and die. It would be horrible.
5) I am a white girl. I do not tan, unless it was sprayed on me. I would turn into a well done Irish girl and it would not be a pretty sight.
6) Unless Sawyer {From Lost} was on said island, I would be freaking out about not being able to make a fire, catch a fish {I hate fish, but I love lobster}, find a cow, get some chocolate…you get the picture. And I would be missing my family terribly.


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9 Responses to “Tropical Island Hell: MomDot’s Small Talk Six”
  1. 1
    LadyStyx says:

    *laffin* This one is too funny. I don't tan anymore either.

  2. 2
    LoveMy2Dogs says:

    I am right there with you on #3 and #4. Great answers.

    My ST6 http://lovemy2dogs.blogspot.com/2009/11/small-talk-six-me-castaway-not.html

  3. 3
    Brandy says:

    OK so I love your #6 and I had thought about Sawyer .. LOL … stop on by and see my list if you will :-) Have a wonderful weekend!

  4. 4
    I am Harriet says:

    I remember that movie. Don't know how he did it.

    Have a great Saturday.
    http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-many-times-in-your-life-have-you.html

  5. 5
    Hazel says:

    This was funny. And gosh! I love Sawyer too :-)

  6. 6
    Brittany says:

    I'll take Sawyer from Lost too – just not the island with the creepy black monster and polar bears!!!!

  7. 7
    Rose ~ RedNeckWitch ~ says:

    With some luck one of us will wash up on the other's island, 'cause this fat gal isn't going hungry on her island! lol

  8. 8
    Night Owl Mama says:

    LOL that is to funny I missed this week looks like a good one

  9. 9
    Miss Blondie says:

    I'm cracking up at number 2 and 3. And i am right there with you on #4!! Give me medium rare!

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