A family member found my blog this past Tuesday. It’s my evil SIL!! I have no clue how she found me — I don’t reveal my full name online — or even why she is going through it with a fine toothed comb. OK, I am 99% positive that she is looking for ammunition to use against me somehow. That’s the only explanation I can think of right now.
I am sure she thinks I have no idea she found me, though. But guess what? I have a hidden StatCounter that tracks EVERYONE’S IP address, length of visit, location AND longitude and latitude (from SiteMeter). I can see where you are, what Internet provider you are using and what pages you read. I can also see which of my graphics and pictures she illegally downloaded (my blog is copyrighted). I also know she was at work — the IP address comes up as the name of the medical office she works for — and should be doing just that, working, instead of trolling through my blog for 8 hours, two days in a row.
And what was with coming to my blog at 1 o’clock yesterday morning? Damn she was on it until 3 am! Does she really have nothing better to do? Guess not, huh? She doesn’t even like me, why is my blog so bloody interesting to her? She’s never treated me like I was part of this family…EVER. Or really even been cordial to me.
Well, hell…I AM a good writer, damn it!! I haven’t been personally asked to write for five, count ‘em, five other sites for nothin’!
She was back on again yesterday. All freaking day! AGAIN. Since 11:30 am? Damn, woman, you that bored? I wonder if she’ll come back today. Probably, considering she hasn’t quite read every post and finished going to every link...yet.
I must be simply fascinating! Oh, who am I kidding? I freaking ROCK!!
Please note: If you are going to troll my blog, visit my friends — yep, I can see that, too — and go through each and every post I have ever written, why don’t you just leave a comment and be done with it? Anonymity isn’t what it used to be. Not on the world wide webby, anyway. There is always a way to track your visitors and block IP addresses.
By the way, why , exactly, did you subscribe to my blog? I can see that, too. And just to reiterate, my blog and all it’s contents are copyrighted. And unless you have express permission from moi, ANYTHING you download, print out, etc., is a violation of that protection/law, so I suggest you delete them now.
Blog Trolls are so annoying, aren’t they? I’m hoping she got a good eye full and enjoyed herself. I guess she must have, since she has read damn near every post I have ever written, clicked on every link and downloaded nearly every picture! Again, so not cool and totally illegal because I am copyrighted. Not that personal boundaries or etiquette have ever meant anything to her. Oh, well. I have never written a single thing here on my blog that isn’t completely true or my personal opinion or belief. I just report the facts, Ma’am!
I almost forgot…she clicked on my Amazon links. I’m dying over that one! I have had Amazon for over a year and made bupkis. Now my SIL clicks on them and I may have made some extra dough from it, so it’s not all bad.
Bonus time:All her trolling has sent my stats through the roof! I have so many page views and returning visits, now!
I also found a couple of great posts about Blog Trolls while I was surfing for images earlier. The descriptions of them are hilarious! I am sure many of you have had at least one of these different types of trolls at one time or another. I think it’s funny how we all know a “stalker” that fits into one of those categories. “She who must not be named” anyone?
The holidays are going to be extra fun this year. *evil grin*