Brilliant! But So Very Twisted…I Love It!

[ 4 ] January 28, 2009 |
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I found this over at Kaiya’s Laughter Heals. Court really has a great and twisted sense of humor! I love that in a person!

Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.”

The couples will first drive to Dallas , then drive to Waco, Belton, Austin, San Antonio and over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each one will be driving a pink Volvo that says:

“I’m Gay”, “I Love the Dixie Chicks,” “Boycott Beef,” “I Voted for Obama”, “George Strait Sucks,” “Hillary in 2012” AND, “I’m here to confiscate your guns”

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive, wins.

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  1. Julia says:

    That was funny! Thanks for the laugh.

  2. ChicagoLady says:

    LOL I’ve seen that one before. I don’t think anyone would make it back to Dallas alive.

  3. LadyStyx says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snortle* HAHAHAHAHA
    Not one will make it, trust me!

  4. b says:

    Where have you been? This is absolutely beyond hilariously politically slanted! I am doing a post on Sarah Palin’s pumps using a video a friend sent me. If we don’t laugh we will cry.

    b

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