My Daughter, Commercial Watching Freak…

[ 16 ] February 4, 2009 |
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So I was in my bedroom perusing a cool article on MomDot.com, when The Diva comes running in yelling “Mommy, you have to come see THIS!“. I told her to hold on because I was reading this article and I wanted to finish it. She said, “But Mommy, you HAVE to see THIS! RIGHT NOW!” So I finish the totally awesome MomDot article, walk into the living room and see this commercial paused and waiting for my viewing pleasure. {Yes, my THREE year old can work the DVR. Don’t ask…she’s very advanced.}


So now you can have your hair look like this ~~~~~>

Without it turning out like this.
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She also has a thing for this product (actually it’s the bendy hanger at the end):

This one is her favorite:

I do not know why she is so fond of these particular products, nor do I know why she thinks they are just perfect for her Mama, but her reaction to them sure is funny to watch!

The Diva also does this weird thing…when a word or phrase that grabs her attention comes on the TV, without missing a beat or stopping what she is doing, she repeats it, with all the same inflection and intonation as the person who just spoke it. She could be playing with her blocks (building her latest invention) or drawing. She doesn’t even look up, just mimics the word or phrase that she liked in a freakish Village of The Damned kind of way. It’s funny as hell! Sometimes I half expect her to look up at me and be all alien albino child with glowing eyes! But, no, she is just my baby girl. Or as we have always called her “a freak in a baby suit”! {Hey, at least she’s my freak!}

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  1. Stesha says:

    I can’t stop laughing!

    Hugs and Mocha,
    Stesha

  2. Hccm says:

    I can’t stop laughing!Hugs and Mocha,Stesha

  3. B says:

    Come on. Don’t tell us you didn’t call that very second and order yourself some bump it’s. If your three-year old knows you need them then the rest of us are now waiting for a demonstration on your blog when they come in the mail.

  4. my 5 year old is obsessed with the Buxton Bag (the biggest little bag…its really medium.) and the Snuggie. Can’t wait to see your BumpIt!

  5. Goob says:

    my 5 year old is obsessed with the Buxton Bag (the biggest little bag…its really medium.) and the Snuggie. Can’t wait to see your BumpIt!

  6. dddiva says:

    LOL that is hysterical. I too am eagerly awaiting your pics and review of the BumpIt!

  7. ChicagoLady says:

    OMG, that is too funny! Just don’t show her how to dial those number, she’ll start ordering stuff while you’re in the other room.

    I’ve never seen those Bumpits before, are we heading back to the 60’s and beehive hairdos?

  8. LadyStyx says:

    Oh heavens! She’s really got the Bride of Frankenstein look going for her in that second picture doesnt she?

  9. Mel says:

    that is so funny!!! i am so glad i found your site through blogstalkers you always make me laugh.

  10. OMG, I just saw a spoof for the Snuggie blanket thingy… not safe for children, but funny….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

    My friend, the Baconator…his kids know every single word to the sham-wow commercials, they get mesmerized..it’s hysterical.

  11. My daughter does this same thing! She loves that hangar thingy too. And the snuggie…she pretends her blankie is a snuggie all the time!

    Thanks for the gigglies!

  12. My daughter does this same thing! She loves that hangar thingy too. And the snuggie…she pretends her blankie is a snuggie all the time!Thanks for the gigglies!

  13. You.Are.My.Hero…

    I am completely stumped by the Rick Springfield thingy…I vaguely remember it…hmmm…help a sister out will ya?????

    I love Sugar Ray even more now…

    You are the smartest chick evah!!!!

  14. You.Are.My.Hero…I am completely stumped by the Rick Springfield thingy…I vaguely remember it…hmmm…help a sister out will ya?????I love Sugar Ray even more now…You are the smartest chick evah!!!!

  15. That is to funny!!! 🙂 I want those hangers!!!!!

  16. I love cute kids – especially girls!!

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