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Category: The Free Range Stupid

And This Is Why I Hate People

And This Is Why I Hate People

[ 4 ] October 1, 2011

Buffer Do I have a beacon on my head that brings the psychos and dishonest people my way? Because I’m really getting sick of this shit. Yesterday morning, after dropping off my Husband at work and The Diva at school, I went to the bank to withdraw my rent money. Imagine my surprise when I [...]

Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{California Gas Prices}

Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{California Gas Prices}

[ 14 ] July 6, 2011

Buffer This is why we need to move out of California:   Not only is everything uber expensive, but it’s filled with idiots who don’t know how to properly use decimal points. For more Wordless Wednesdays/Wordful Wednesdays, please visit 5 Minutes For Mom and WordlessWednesday.com {HQ}.  

Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution Denied Filming By LAUSD?

Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution Denied Filming By LAUSD?

[ 3 ] April 12, 2011

Buffer Yes, Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution, the amazing show that helps schools and families change their eating habits and the fight rampant obesity in this country and premieres tonight at 8pm on ABC, was denied the filming permit originally granted  by the LAUSD because they are afraid of being shown in a bad light on [...]

Dear People Who Used To Occupy My House

Dear People Who Used To Occupy My House

[ 4 ] March 31, 2011

Buffer OK, here is the deal, Nadia Rivera: You USED to occupy my house. You don’t anymore. Haven’t for over three years. So why the hell are you still giving out MY address to YOUR creditors? I really don’t appreciate walking out the front door to take my daughter to school and having a REPO [...]

This Is How To NOT Be A Successful Realtor

This Is How To NOT Be A Successful Realtor

[ 4 ] March 13, 2011

Buffer I saw a link on a friend’s FaceBook status last night and clicked it because her description was so intriguing. I nearly died laughing when I read the post. This is yet another reason I call the general public The Free Range Stupid™. This is how to NOT be a successful realtor: We have [...]

Dear Idiot Parents,

Dear Idiot Parents,

[ 26 ] November 28, 2010

Buffer Yes, I am talking to YOU, Idiot Parents. The parents that raise ill-mannered, spoiled rotten, entitled children to be whiny, can’t live in the real world, me-me-me adults. Yes. I said it. You and your disrespectful children is what’s wrong with this country today. I am sick to death of seeing children who have [...]

The Free Range Stupid Got To Me On FaceBook

The Free Range Stupid Got To Me On FaceBook

[ 4 ] November 1, 2010

Buffer Yes, The Free Range Stupid™ DO exist. And they’re everywhere. They seem to gravitate towards me. A couple of days ago, I got this message via FaceBook from someone I don’t even know: Subject: Regarding a post on RS’ page… Hi, I am a Rick Springfield fan, and I was reading some old posts. [...]

Tales Of The Free Range Stupid: Full Moon Edition

Tales Of The Free Range Stupid: Full Moon Edition

[ 25 ] June 27, 2010

Buffer There is a reason I prefer to not leave my house most days…The Free Range Stupid. I seem to be the Apostle for them, as everywhere I go, I encounter them. Whether it be the customer service agent on the phone, the cashier at the grocery store or the customers in the store I [...]

Happy Halloween 2009

Happy Halloween 2009

[ 3 ] October 31, 2009

Buffer I hope you all have a happy and safe Halloween. I will be praying that the Sheriffs Department really does do the extra patrols I had to ask for because the little shithead who vandalized my lawn {because I told him and his friends to get off of it} also threatened to break into [...]

Blog Trolls…Do They Really Think They’re Anonymous? Part Deux

Blog Trolls…Do They Really Think They’re Anonymous? Part Deux

[ 6 ] September 25, 2009

Buffer Yep, they’re back again. Will they ever learn? Not bloody likely. I hope you are enjoying yourselves. And yes, I know that the BIL was on my blog yesterday morning {Because the SIL sent him links to posts in an email. And yes, I can see that , too. It’s called a referring link.} [...]

Blog Trolls…Do They Really Think They’re Anonymous?

Blog Trolls…Do They Really Think They’re Anonymous?

[ 21 ] September 24, 2009

Buffer A family member found my blog this past Tuesday. It’s my SIL. LMAO! I have no clue how she found me {I don’t reveal my full name online} or even why she is going through it with a fine toothed comb…OK, I am 99% positive that she is looking for ammunition to use against [...]

Exactly HOW Desperate Was I?

Exactly HOW Desperate Was I?

[ 5 ] February 25, 2009

Buffer Desperate enough to call my Mother and ask to borrow 500 bucks to get my car fixed!! Holy crap! Did I really do that??? And did she actually agree to loan it to me? Yes, but not without a lot of hmmmm-in and haaww-in AND a signed promissory note to pay her back! Part [...]

There Was A Young Woman Who Lived In A Shoe…

There Was A Young Woman Who Lived In A Shoe…

[ 14 ] February 3, 2009

Buffer She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do!! Last week, a woman in my neck of the woods gave birth to octuplets. This is significant because they are only the second set of “live” octuplets to be born in the U.S.. The story has even gone international. When this was first [...]

I’m Rich, Beotches!!

I’m Rich, Beotches!!

[ 8 ] January 15, 2009

Buffer No, the Publisher’s Clearing House guy didn’t show up at my house, even though he keeps saying he’s coming. Something even better. And I didn’t even have to enter or anything! Awesome!! British National Lottery Headquarters,12 Bridge Street,Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP,United Kingdom.Customer Service/Claims Department Ref: :UK/NDU/9023118308/03Batch: 074/05/ZY369 We happily announce to you the recent [...]

And Still More From The Free Range Stupid…

And Still More From The Free Range Stupid…

[ 8 ] December 28, 2008

Buffer Epic Fails. This one’s for you, Deb… Sure, go play on the slide, Tommy… see more pwn and owned pictures I had to put this one in…my Big Bro is a former cop… see more pwn and owned pictures UMMMM, EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! see more pwn and owned pictures Okey Dokey, then. see more pwn and [...]

Who Comes Up With This Stuff???

Who Comes Up With This Stuff???

[ 4 ] December 10, 2008

Buffer Now I have heard everything!!   I have called in sick, tired, broken legged, broke down car, crazy & even dead once (I had used up all my sick days!), but never GAY!! Good Lawd!! Never used this one before …get ready now & set your phasers to “FABULOUS!!!” The next call to action [...]

The Juice Done Been Squoze!!!

The Juice Done Been Squoze!!!

[ 5 ] December 6, 2008

Buffer When O.J.Simpson was convicted on October 3, 2008, it barely made a blip on the collective radar screen. There were a couple of stories here & there, but nothing like the total news coverage of his murder trial in 1995. Or the coverage today of his sentencing for armed robbery & kidnapping. He is [...]

I Know It’s Halloween, But Why Would You Do THIS To Your Child?

I Know It’s Halloween, But Why Would You Do THIS To Your Child?

[ 2 ] October 29, 2008

Buffer Some parents will do anything to permanently damage their kids in the name of being “cute”. Now these pictures are out there forever on the internet. Once it’s on the ‘net it can never die. It’s the humiliation that keeps on giving. These kids are now traumatized for life. Time for therapy. Thanks Mom [...]

From The Free Range Stupid…

From The Free Range Stupid…

[ 1 ] September 27, 2008

Buffer I got this comment today on my post about Sarah Palin: The baby has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, not Down Syndrome. And actually reading your blog, you do seem dumb enough to believe whatever crap Palin/McCain put out there . ~Anonymous Wow, so you are saying that Sarah Palin is a raging alcoholic? REALLY? Because, [...]

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