Today is Valentine’s Day. That made up by Hallmark day created to boost sales of greeting cards, stress out the men who forgot and make women without a love of their own play Adele’s Someone Like You on an endless loop while crying the ugly cry. Yes, the day where you are either blissfully in [...]
Category: I Got Your Funny Right Here
We all need tips for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. Pay close attention and you will learn the best ways to kill, hide from and distract Zombies so that you can make a safe get away. I’m not kidding. These are skills we all need to have. No one knows when this will happen so it’s best [...]
You will have to blame The Bloggess for this. It’s her fault. She posted the link to the Rick Perry video. Then I went exploring. And I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. And I needed that today, considering what happened on Friday. So these genius guys with WAY too much time on [...]
Póg mo thóin and Éirinn go Brách! That means kiss my ass and Ireland forever, for those of you not familiar with the Gaelic language. I cuss in Gaelic. It’s fun. I’m Irish, I should know my native tongue, right? Oh, yes, and Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all. I’m nearly 100% Irish and [...]
I saw a link on a friend’s FaceBook status last night and clicked it because her description was so intriguing. I nearly died laughing when I read the post. This is yet another reason I call the general public The Free Range Stupid™. This is how to NOT be a successful realtor: We have a [...]
We have twisted senses of humor in this house, so it stands to reason that we would like twisted Christmas carols, right? This is my Husbands favorite Christmas song. Blasphemous? Absolutely. But then again he’s a heathen. You’ll have to admit the song is rather funny, though. I give you, Holy Shit! It’s Christmas by [...]
If you’re a blogger, you will get spam comments. However, it seems to be more prevalent for blogs hosted on WordPress. Probably because of the great SEO capabilities and higher visibility of self-hosted WP sites. Yet another reason you should hire me to migrate your Blogger blog to WP. Just sayin’. Every once in a [...]
I can never resist a JibJab video. And one starring me is even better. HEH. I kind of think I look good with the mad scientist hair. It is an interesting look for me… Enjoy. Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab! And if you haven’t gotten your Halloween Costume yet or one for [...]
If you live in Pennsylvania, you will appreciate this video. For those that don’t live there, I must explain that, according to Amanda, and with the exception of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is much better suited sandwiched between Alabama and Mississippi than New York, New Jersey and Ohio. Apparently it’s totally redneck up there. Who knew a [...]
I have a love/hate relationship with Apple and WalMart because the company my Husband works for is their biggest shipper. During Christmas I am basically a de facto single mom because he is required to work 10-12 hour days nearly seven days a week starting on Thanksgiving and running right up until Christmas Eve. Then [...]
This post was inspired by the fabulous KillTruck’s post A Period Piece. She posted Kotex’s lastest commercial which is rife with sarcasm, something I love. DUH! So I sent the link to my friend Victoria who in turn sent me this little nugget from the BBC. I love the BBC. I will avoid cleaning my [...]
A bad invention… http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1613506/popsiren_bite_glasses.swfPopSiren Bite – Glasses – For more of the funniest videos, click here Is this what virtual reality has brought us to?
Coming to your town soon Can you believe it…30 years since these HOT Men came dancing into your lives. Then it all went terribly wrong A CHIPPENDALES 30th REUNION… ~*~*~*~READ INVITATION IN ITS ENTIRETY FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT PIC BELOW (Clicky to make biggy) ~*~*~*~ You just can’t hide class. ~*~*~*~ Dog for sale OR [...]
While checking my hotmail email account this evening, I found an email from *noreply@google.com*, with the subject “MIRANDA LAWSON invites you to check out MIRANDA LAWSON“. Here is the email as it appeared in my inbox: Subject: MIRANDA LAWSON invites you to check out MIRANDA LAWSONFrom: noreply@google.com You may not know this sender. Mark as [...]
Yes, swimsuit season is upon us…Damn those designers for thinking that you must be a size 2, stick thin and built like a 10 year old boy to wear a bathing suit! GRRR! ***Clothing designers, please note: Curvy girls like to go swimming and sunbathe, as well. I would really like to see some of [...]
Hello Darth Kitty, from Planet Pastel Sanrio. Are you easily distracted by shiny objects? Does your light saber match you helmet? Are you wearing a Hello Kitty “cup”? I chose this because it had a reference to my fave, Rick Springfield. And it’s funny. I found this over at Blogging Matilda, and “enhanced” it a [...]
…They put a commercial like this on T.V. I give you Trojan Condoms’ Stimulus Package: Hard Times. Did y’all get the double entendres in that spot? So Trojan Condoms is trying to say that the economy is so bad that your unemployed-living in your parents basement-playing-WOW-all-day-long-ass does not need to be having a baby you [...]
Does your girl have a pretty face but not pretty hair? Too anxious to wait for your 2 month old to grow some luxurious locks? Longing to make your daughter even more attractive to pedophiles? Are you sick of your baby always coming in dead last at all those Baby Pageants? Want your girl to [...]
