Every Morning After I Open My Eyes..: Small Talk Six

[ 3 ] April 24, 2010 |
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It’s time, once again, for Small talk Six! On Saturdays. Today’s topic is the first 6 things you do after you open your eyes in the morning. You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences. 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc…

This is going to be pretty boring…

1) Put on my sweats (or shorts, depending on the weather)

2) Pee

3) Check to see if The Diva woke up already and what she has gotten into during my unconscious state

4) Go outside and have my nicotine fit

5) Turn on my PC and let the ‘Net load up

6) Have a glass of lemonade while I check my email. I stopped drinking soda and caffeine altogether 2 Summers ago and now I’m addicted to Simply Lemonade. What sucks is there are never any coupons for it and it costs way more than soda ever did (I was addicted to Sunkist Orange, by the way)

That’s my boring ass morning routine…well until it’s time to get Hubby ready for work (I have to drive him. This is what happens when you only have one car). Then I come back home, finish getting The Diva ready for school, then take her to school. I come home, do some things (usually some blog design or WordPress switches) and pick her up a mere 2 1/2 hours later. THEN we come home, have lunch, play, try to get her to take a nap, I try to get some more work done…Then it’s off to pick up Hubby from work, come home and make dinner, eat, bedtime, try to get more work done, go to bed…REPEAT SAME ROUTINE THE NEXT DAY.

Welcome to my life. Is it any wonder why I can’t get anything done or take a bath when I want to? OY! I want a nanny and a maid..and a personal assistant.

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  1. bubbleboo says:

    I’ll go halves with you on the home help!
    .-= bubbleboo´s last blog ..Give Me Coffee – Now! =-.

  2. Katie says:

    mmm lemonade!
    .-= Katie´s last blog ..Shriner’s Hospitals for Children =-.

  3. Your day sounds just like mine, day in and day out the same ole same ole. Oh okay sometimes we get a little twist depending on the moods of hubby and the children!

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