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And We Have The Eye Roll…

Shan — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 03:51:21 +0000

If you’re a regular reader of my blog, then you already know The Diva has an attitude. However, since she turned eight a mere ten days ago, it’s gotten worse. We’re talking fifteen-year-old girl hormonal bad. She’s rolling her eyes at me! ME!! Her mother. the one that doesn’t act like my mother. I’m a [...]

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Happy 8th Birthday, Baby Girl!

Shan — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 11:08:19 +0000

Today is your 8th birthday and I couldn’t be prouder or more in awe of you. Mostly because I was just holding you in my arms the other day, I blinked and you are now eight-years-old. Where did the time go, little girl? How did you get so big, so fast? In the last year, [...]

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I Got Your Funny Right Here!: When Cartoons Go Bad

Shan — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:34:00 +0000

It’s been a bit since I did one of these, but I’ve been busy gathering ammo. Who else is going to take the time to steal images from other people’s Facebook pages scour the web for funny pictures fitting a particular theme? This takes skill, people! And time. Lots of time. Plus, I need to [...]

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In Like A Flaming Sequestered Lion And Out Like A…Oh Who The Hell Knows!

Shan — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:27:58 +0000

It’s March 1, 2013, which is my 42nd birthday. I was happy this year because no one in my Husband’s family had died in February, so no funeral on my day this year. WOOT! I thought this was going to be a good one. Then three things happened: First: Obama and Congress are locked in [...]

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Hello, It’s Cold

Shan — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 12:57:15 +0000

And yes I do mean it’s cold here in SoCal. Really, truly, bitterly cold. If we were located a bit more north or east, it would be snowing. Or we’d have ice. So, no, it’s not always sunny and 75 degrees here in Southern California. Most of the time it’s hot as hell, but for [...]

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The Diva’s Letter To Santa

Shan — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 11:55:12 +0000

My girl, well she’s very imaginative. And very generous. She is also kind-hearted and believes that with just a little magic and a couple of wands, she can make all the bad people in the world turn nice and make all our dreams come true. I don’t know how I’m going to tell her those [...]

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Disney’s The Odd Life Of Timothy Green Review And Giveaway (Ends 11/30/2012) CLOSED

Shan — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:59:02 +0000

I was recently given the opportunity to review an advanced copy of The Odd Life of Timothy Green (in stores December 4, 2012). We watched it on Thanksgiving night and we loved it. The Diva said her favorite part was when “he comes up out of the garden”. Personally, I liked the whole thing. It [...]

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Baked Bacon! Yes, I Said BAKED.

Shan — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:07:54 +0000

It’s no secret that I LOVE bacon and think that it makes everything better — well, except that bacon flavored lube because that’s just plain disgusting — but I hate cooking it. The grease, getting hit by hot grease, always having to watch it so it doesn’t burn…you get the picture. Plus, I only have [...]

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Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Does More Than Just Keep Your Fridge Fresh

Shan — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 08:29:07 +0000

Do you know about all the varied uses for that box of Arm & Hammer baking soda languishing away in your refrigerator? We all get that it can keep your fridge fresh and help clean the laundry, but were you aware that it can exfoliate your skin and make your mashed potatoes fluffier? Or get [...]

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Enjoying Your Freedom? Thank A Veteran.

Shan — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 22:27:45 +0000

Today, I honor all the veterans in my life and in this country who shed their blood, sweat and tears to keep ALL OF US free from Socialist and Communist rule. The fact that you can protest a war, a company, an institution, a politician or a president without fear of persecution and have the [...]

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