I Got Your Funny Right Here!
Does your girl have a pretty face but not pretty hair? Too anxious to wait for your 2 month old to grow some luxurious locks? Longing to make your daughter even more attractive to pedophiles? Are you sick of your baby always coming in dead last at all those Baby Pageants? Want your girl to be on Toddlers and Tiaras now? Tired of always correcting strangers who think your baby girl is a boy? Is your toddler sick of being called “baldy” at the playground? Then I have found the answer for you….BABY BANGS! 
Now your precious angel can have a full head of realistic looking hair without expensive surgeries or a membership to Hair Club for Babies. Available in several different shades to match your baby’s true hair color. It’s not a wig, it’s Baby Bangs! Your infant or toddler will think it’s her own hair {And so will everyone else!}. It’s just that comfortable and life-like! Check out the pretty elastic headband! {Also available in several color choices} Order Baby Bangs! today in time to make sure this year’s family Easter pictures will be the best, ever!
Baby Bangs is not freaky or scary looking at all. You will not have nightmares about this precious thing coming to life and smothering you while you sleep. Your daughter is sure to thank you for this amazing gift when she gets older and sees that her Mama dressed her up like a Ho on Sunday the beautiful baby pictures. Trust me.
Now this is just….STOOPID!!! Is this supposed to be like that loud “shooshing” the author of The Happiest Baby On The Block says to do in your baby’s ear to get them to calm down? Cuz that doesn’t work either. I should know, I’ve tried it all!
Happy Thursday!
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Category: I Got Your Funny Right Here
Oh my God! I really thought she grew her hair already. It looks great but it really made me laugh that hard.
Oh my God! I really thought she grew her hair already. It looks great but it really made me laugh that hard.
Hold it; that’s for real???? o.m.g.
I’ve always found baby headbands — without any “enhancements” — to be a wince-inducing socioeconomic identifier (along with infant ear piercing), but this takes the cake, real or not!
I’ve always found baby headbands — without any “enhancements” — to be a wince-inducing socioeconomic identifier (along with infant ear piercing), but this takes the cake, real or not!
*chuckles and moves along to the next blog*
LOL That’s very interesting. Actually rather cute, but I don’t think I’d ever put a “wig” on my baby. LOL
My WW’s up
See ya later when I finally get myself vertical…..
I think it’s kinda fun!! So I’m weird….bite me!
Fancy, does it come it all different colors? Could asian babies have red hair too? LOL.
Hi. I just found your blog. That is so funny about the baby bangs. I LOVE Rick Springfield. I haven’t seen him live yet. Someday. My hubby won’t go with me. I hope he comes back to GH soon.
Hi. I just found your blog. That is so funny about the baby bangs. I LOVE Rick Springfield. I haven’t seen him live yet. Someday. My hubby won’t go with me. I hope he comes back to GH soon.