I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Stupid Baby Stuff

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In this edition of I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Stupid Baby Stuff, you’ll find everything you need to decide not to have children. Ever.

Enjoy!

Does your girl have a pretty face but not pretty hair? Too anxious to wait for your 2 month old to grow some luxurious locks? Longing to make your daughter even more attractive to pedophiles? Are you sick of your baby always coming in dead last at all those Baby Pageants? Want your girl to be on Toddlers and Tiaras now? Tired of always correcting strangers who think your baby girl is a boy? Is your toddler sick of being called “baldy” at the playground? Then I have found the answer for you….BABY BANGS*!

Now your precious angel can have a full head of realistic looking hair without expensive surgeries or a membership to Hair Club for Babies. Available in several different shades to match your baby’s true hair color. It’s not a wig, it’s Baby Bangs! Your infant or toddler will think it’s her own hair {And so will everyone else!}. It’s just that comfortable and life-like! Check out the pretty elastic headband! {Also available in several color choices} Order Baby Bangs! today in time to make sure this year’s family Easter pictures will be the best, ever!

 

 

Baby Bangs is not freaky or scary looking at all. You will not have nightmares about this precious thing coming to life and smothering you while you sleep. Your daughter is sure to thank you for this amazing gift when she gets older and sees that her Mama dressed her up like a Ho on Sunday the beautiful baby pictures.

Trust me.

*This product is not endorsed by Last Shreds Of Sanity, Baby Roca’s Mama, The Asylum, or any of our Voices or affiliates, nor is any endorsement implied in any way

 

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Now this is just….STUPID!!!

Is this supposed to be like that loud “shushing” the author of The Happiest Baby On The Block says to do in your baby’s ear to get them to calm down?  That doesn’t work either. I should know, I’ve tried it all!

 

This is a great way to get an outrageous water bill and be fined for high water usage during a severe drought…

 

Don’t forget about our weekly game, Shan’s Week~End Wordles this Saturday. Please go here for instructions on how to participate.

Happy Thursday!

 

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I'm Shan and I 'm the creator of The Asylum and a magnet for The Free Range Stupid™. I'm a little nutty, a lot sarcastic and pretty damn smart. I am also a graphic designer, blog coder, virtual assistant, free lance writer and can whip you up a killer resume, media kit or press release that would make others green with envy. Go to Skewed Design Studios to check out my services. You won't be disappointed.

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  1. Young says:

    Oh my God! I really thought she grew her hair already. It looks great but it really made me laugh that hard.

  2. Young Heejin says:

    Oh my God! I really thought she grew her hair already. It looks great but it really made me laugh that hard.

  3. Hold it; that’s for real???? o.m.g.

  4. I’ve always found baby headbands — without any “enhancements” — to be a wince-inducing socioeconomic identifier (along with infant ear piercing), but this takes the cake, real or not!

  5. Cheryl says:

    I’ve always found baby headbands — without any “enhancements” — to be a wince-inducing socioeconomic identifier (along with infant ear piercing), but this takes the cake, real or not!

  6. LadyStyx says:

    *chuckles and moves along to the next blog*

  7. Megan says:

    LOL That’s very interesting. Actually rather cute, but I don’t think I’d ever put a “wig” on my baby. LOL

  8. LadyStyx says:

    My WW’s up 🙂

    See ya later when I finally get myself vertical…..

  9. I think it’s kinda fun!! So I’m weird….bite me!

  10. Tina says:

    Fancy, does it come it all different colors? Could asian babies have red hair too? LOL.

  11. Hi. I just found your blog. That is so funny about the baby bangs. I LOVE Rick Springfield. I haven’t seen him live yet. Someday. My hubby won’t go with me. I hope he comes back to GH soon.

  12. Hi. I just found your blog. That is so funny about the baby bangs. I LOVE Rick Springfield. I haven’t seen him live yet. Someday. My hubby won’t go with me. I hope he comes back to GH soon.

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