[ 2 ] January 20, 2009 |
It’s Only My Opinion…

It’s Only My Opinion…

Today is Martin Luther King Day, the celebration of a great man’s dream. Tomorrow we will watch the inauguration of America’s first African~American President. An historic day, to say the least. I find it fitting that these two days fall in a row, however, I am disheartened that MLK’s dream has been so distorted since […]

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[ 13 ] January 18, 2009 |
Pork: The Other White Meat. Not Just For Eating Anymore.

Pork: The Other White Meat. Not Just For Eating Anymore.

I have figured out how to stop the war & end all these terrorist Muslim Jihads once and for all. With a little help from Carlos Mencia and his DVD *Performance Enhanced, the secret has been revealed: Bacon Bits. Really. I’m not kidding. Bacon Bits. Any pork product, actually. OK here’s the set up (I […]

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[ 14 ] January 16, 2009 |
This Is What My Husband Will Hand Out In A Few Years…

This Is What My Husband Will Hand Out In A Few Years…

Yeah, like he is going to let anyone date his daughter! PFFT! He’ll be on the front porch with a shotgun when these poor boys come to call! Our poor Diva won’t be able to date until she’s in college, far, far away from her protective Daddy. Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: […]

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[ 5 ] January 16, 2009 |
Random Bits I Find Funny

Random Bits I Find Funny

This is just WRONG!!! Yeah, no kidding. Have you seen our new Presidential Cabinet? Poor Ronald! What did he do, smack the Hamburgular? Not for children. Come on,, you know better than to… Deliverance. Damn Mountain Folk… Actually it’s the definition of insanity, but this works as well. D’OH!!! Preppy gone mad. Self explanatory. Yes, […]

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[ 8 ] January 15, 2009 |
I’m Rich, Beotches!!

I’m Rich, Beotches!!

No, the Publisher’s Clearing House guy didn’t show up at my house, even though he keeps saying he’s coming. Something even better. And I didn’t even have to enter or anything! Awesome!! British National Lottery Headquarters,12 Bridge Street,Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP,United Kingdom.Customer Service/Claims Department Ref: :UK/NDU/9023118308/03Batch: 074/05/ZY369 We happily announce to you the recent draw […]

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[ 6 ] January 14, 2009 |
What Draws Us To One Another? And How Did The Mean Girls From High School End Up On The Net?

What Draws Us To One Another? And How Did The Mean Girls From High School End Up On The Net?

I was thinking about this the other day. What, exactly, draws us to one another? I mean in the virtual world, of course. What makes you say “Hmmm, I am going to check out that blog?” Is it the title? The description? The header image? Or is it a combination of things? What keeps you […]

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[ 12 ] January 12, 2009 |
Stupid, Deluded Man!!!

Stupid, Deluded Man!!!

My husband has decided that I spend entirely too much time on the PC. His solution? “I swear I am going to throw that thing out!” OH, REALLY, NOW? He is threatening me with throwing out nearly $1000 worth of PC equipment because he thinks I spend too much time on it? (While at the […]

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[ 8 ] January 10, 2009 |
I Got Another Award. This One Is Really Cool, Too!

I Got Another Award. This One Is Really Cool, Too!

Court, over at Kaiya’s Laughter Heals, has presented me with this Lemonade Stand Award. I am so honored. Truly. She specifically noted my Cervical Cancer story as evidence of being a trooper. I beg to differ, as all I did was my best to survive with some of my sanity intact, the rest was all […]

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[ 13 ] January 10, 2009 |
I Had To Do It!

I Had To Do It!

Just before Christmas the Duggars welcomed another baby girl into their already huge family. I have said this before and I will say it again, is that woman ever going to stop having kids? Or is she just going to continue until her uterus falls out? I can’t imagine the incontinence issues she must have […]

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[ 10 ] January 9, 2009 |
This Is Too Funny…

This Is Too Funny…

At 7:49 pm PST, we had a magnitude 5.0 earthquake centered approximately 15 miles from my house. It was loud. It was jarring. It scared the heck out of The Diva & the cat. Now she is afraid of another earthquake. She keeps saying “Mommy, be careful of the earthquake. Another one is coming!” My […]

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[ 7 ] January 8, 2009 |
My Life, What I have Learned This Year And Other Musings

My Life, What I have Learned This Year And Other Musings

What have I learned in the eight short days of this year? Well, I learned that if you try to start an uncooperative car too many times in a row you will fry the starter and have to be towed home. I also learned that when your trusted mechanic of 10 years DIES in August […]

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[ 6 ] January 7, 2009 |
Mark Your Calendars, It’s The End Of The World As We Know It…

Mark Your Calendars, It’s The End Of The World As We Know It…

…And I feel fine! So did I get your attention, yet? According to a show I saw on The History Channel last night, the world is going to end December 21, 2012. WOW! Amazing how the scientists & archaeologists can determine Armageddon to the day! This theory is based on a few things, but mainly […]

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