Small Talk Six: The Nekkid Edition

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It’s that time again…MomDot’s Small Talk Six On Saturdays.

This week is extra special…cuz we’re all nekkid!! The topic is six things you would like to do naked if you lived alone. I can only imagine who came up with this one {Trisha, anyone?}! Yeah, this sounds like something that would come from her twisted mind! Then again, it could have been Bridgette or Alicia, but I doubt it.

Lord, what have I gotten myself into this week? OK, MomDot, you asked for it. I am about to bare my virtual ass for the whole blogosphere {You might want to put on your sunglasses. The glare could be blinding…}

1) Start my own nudist colony {I forgot, I am supposed to be alone…Well, I guess it could be a colony of one??}

2) Dance around the living room {or entire house} to some good 80’s tunes

3) Sleep {Only in the Summertime. We don’t have central air or heat in this house}

4) Clean the house {But I think that getting any cleaning products splattered on the snatch area would likely be quite painful, so maybe I should reevaluate this one!}

  • 4a) Alternate for #4 above: Take a chocolate bath, I heard it’s good for the skin. {Well, I guess I would have to be naked to do that, huh?}

5) Do laundry {Because then I could actually get all the laundry done and be able to say that every piece of clothing I owned was clean. For five minutes.}

6) Surf the ‘Net {I only said this because I needed something else to put on the list.}

Seriously, I really don’t do anything naked. I am just not an exhibitionist. Twenty years ago, I would have been naked at the drop of a hat, but I am not 18 anymore. Obviously, there are some things I do nekkid, but I certainly ain’t alone when I do them, nor are those particular activities appropriate for public broadcast! {Sorry, TMI! Blame MomDot, not me!!}

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  1. I bathe nekkid. That’s all you get from me, lol!

  2. Heather says:

    Funny list! I refrained from Small Talk 6 this week because there’s nothing, I would do naked, except for the obvious.

  3. ChicagoLady says:

    I was born nekkid, that’s about as far as it goes these days.

  4. LadyStyx says:

    Oh my !!

    *runs to make sure her curtains are completely closed*

    Even with central air here, it doesnt get nearly cool enough for my liking. At least not upstairs. The unit they have installed in this townhouse is simply NOT large enough to cool both levels of the place (in this case, yes, size DOES matter). Even with the AC set at 70 AND 4 fans running (a large one at the base of the stairs to draw the cold air up the staircase and one in each room), it rarely gets below 80-85 in the summertime in here.

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