Well, we only have one neighbor that we think is a good one and even they’re not perfect. We have some real doozy neighbors.

Here ya go…

1) I hate that nearly all of our neighbors have no respect for anyone else’s right to the quiet enjoyment {Yes, it’s an actual law} of their homes. They play their music at the highest decibels at all hours of the day or night. And if you ask them to keep it down, they cuss you out. So we just call the cops. Hee Hee

2) I hate that the neighbors do not keep control of their myriad of little dogs and they get under my fence and shit on my lawn.

3) I hate that they cannot get off their asses, walk out their doors and go get their kids from the other neighbor’s house. Instead, they open a window or their front door and SCREAM at the top of their lungs for their children to come home. Does no one ever use a phone anymore or go get their own kids?

4) I hate that they let their small children play in the street, unsupervised. And that they let them play in their yards unsupervised. Because of that, one of the 4 1/2 year old neighbor boys was able to throw BOLTS, WRENCHES AND SCREWDRIVERS from an unsecured toolbox at my house and ended up breaking The Diva’s bedroom window.

5) I love that the neighbors on one side of us are pretty awesome. They have helped us out in many ways when we needed a ride because the car died or my Husband forgot to get pull-ups or diapers at the store. And they are great friends.

6) I hate that those same neighbors that we love have a teenage daughter who is a nasty, impolite, insolent potty mouth who curses at her little brothers regularly, dropping F bombs like candy and has also done it a couple of times to my child. She has one of those attitudes. If she were my daughter, I would have beaten the crap out of her for acting that way. Homie don’t play dat!