Category: The Free Range Stupid

My Brother’s Dead. Who’s Got The Real Will?: The Jackson Family Fights Each Other For A Piece Of Michael’s Fortune

[ 1 ] July 26, 2012 |
My Brother’s Dead. Who’s Got The Real Will?: The Jackson Family Fights Each Other For A Piece Of Michael’s Fortune

In stupid celebrity news this week, the Jackson family went crazy and began fighting each other for a piece of brother Michael’s fortune. Get ready, this is a long, convoluted story of forgery, kidnapping, custody, bitch slaps and right hooks to the mouth. But it’s Michael Jackson’s family, would you expect anything to be quiet […]

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The Free Range Stupid Crashed Through My Gate

[ 10 ] May 6, 2012 |
The Free Range Stupid Crashed Through My Gate

This was supposed to be a post about why I haven’t been online for over a week and the bombshell my FIL dropped on us — he’s moving to the Philippines for some woman named Misty that he met online. But I haven’t had a chance to finish it yet because yesterday morning The Free […]

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How The Kristin Lesney-Ruiz Plagiarism Scandal Should Cause Brands To Choose Bloggers Based On Content, Not Traffic

[ 10 ] March 23, 2012 |
How The Kristin Lesney-Ruiz Plagiarism Scandal Should Cause Brands To Choose Bloggers Based On Content, Not Traffic

Last week, while I was firmly ensconced in my graphic designing-got-to-finish-this-website-now-oh-shit-the-car-died-on-the-freeway-and-the-tow-company-charged-us-three-times-for-the-fee bubble, something curious happened in the mom blog world — a blogger, Kristin Lesney-Ruiz, who has had multiple complaints and police reports about her and her husband’s shady, and possibly criminal, online activities but still manages to make money and get scads of free […]

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Tide Laundry Soap Is Currency For Drugs. Apparently.

[ 5 ] March 13, 2012 |
Tide Laundry Soap Is Currency For Drugs. Apparently.

At least that’s one of the scenarios that my local news put out today after a man was found to have stolen $25,000 worth of Tide liquid detergent over a 15-month period. Yes, that is what I heard — stolen from stores in record numbers, Tide laundry soap is currency for drugs. Apparently. Or sold […]

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And This Is Why I Hate People

[ 5 ] October 1, 2011 |
And This Is Why I Hate People

Do I have a beacon on my head that brings the psychos and dishonest people my way? Because I’m really getting sick of this shit. Yesterday morning, after dropping off my Husband at work and The Diva at school, I went to the bank to withdraw my rent money. Imagine my surprise when I found […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{California Gas Prices}

[ 14 ] July 6, 2011 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{California Gas Prices}

This is why we need to move out of California:   Not only is everything uber expensive, but it’s filled with idiots who don’t know how to properly use decimal points. For more Wordless Wednesdays/Wordful Wednesdays, please visit 5 Minutes For Mom and WordlessWednesday.com {HQ}.  

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Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution Denied Filming By LAUSD?

[ 3 ] April 12, 2011 |
Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution Denied Filming By LAUSD?

Yes, Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution, the amazing show that helps schools and families change their eating habits and the fight rampant obesity in this country and premieres tonight at 8pm on ABC, was denied the filming permit originally granted  by the LAUSD because they are afraid of being shown in a bad light on national […]

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Dear People Who Used To Occupy My House

[ 4 ] March 31, 2011 |
Dear People Who Used To Occupy My House

OK, here is the deal, Nadia Rivera: You USED to occupy my house. You don’t anymore. Haven’t for over three years. So why the hell are you still giving out MY address to YOUR creditors? I really don’t appreciate walking out the front door to take my daughter to school and having a REPO MAN […]

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This Is How To NOT Be A Successful Realtor

[ 4 ] March 13, 2011 |
This Is How To NOT Be A Successful Realtor

I saw a link on a friend’s FaceBook status last night and clicked it because her description was so intriguing. I nearly died laughing when I read the post. This is yet another reason I call the general public The Free Range Stupid™. This is how to NOT be a successful realtor: We have a […]

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Dear Idiot Parents,

[ 44 ] November 28, 2010 |
Dear Idiot Parents,

Yes, I am talking to YOU, Idiot Parents. The parents that raise ill-mannered, spoiled rotten, entitled children to be whiny, can’t live in the real world, me-me-me adults. Yes. I said it. You and your disrespectful children is what’s wrong with this country today. I am sick to death of seeing children who have no […]

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The Free Range Stupid Got To Me On FaceBook

[ 4 ] November 1, 2010 |
The Free Range Stupid Got To Me On FaceBook

Yes, The Free Range Stupid™ DO exist. And they’re everywhere. They seem to gravitate towards me. A couple of days ago, I got this message via FaceBook from someone I don’t even know: Subject: Regarding a post on RS’ page… Hi, I am a Rick Springfield fan, and I was reading some old posts. I […]

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Tales Of The Free Range Stupid: Full Moon Edition

[ 25 ] June 27, 2010 |
Tales Of The Free Range Stupid: Full Moon Edition

There is a reason I prefer to not leave my house most days…The Free Range Stupid. I seem to be the Apostle for them, as everywhere I go, I encounter them. Whether it be the customer service agent on the phone, the cashier at the grocery store or the customers in the store I am […]

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