Category: Memes

Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{California Gas Prices}

[ 14 ] July 6, 2011 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{California Gas Prices}

This is why we need to move out of California:   Not only is everything uber expensive, but it’s filled with idiots who don’t know how to properly use decimal points. For more Wordless Wednesdays/Wordful Wednesdays, please visit 5 Minutes For Mom and WordlessWednesday.com {HQ}.  

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{Damn Cat Held My See’s Candy Hostage}

[ 6 ] May 4, 2011 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{Damn Cat Held My See’s Candy Hostage}

The Diva did a fundraiser at school for Easter. It was See’s Candy. She sold a lot. Well Daddy made his co-workers buy a lot. She won a great prize. I had laid all the candy out on my bed so I could mark who’s candy was which and Zoe, the beautiful-but-demon-possessed-cat decided that it […]

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If I Ruled The World, Things Would Run Much Smoother

[ 8 ] April 2, 2011 |
If I Ruled The World, Things Would Run Much Smoother

As many of you know, I have an intolerance for The Free-Range Stupid and they are attracted to me like flies on shit. No kidding. I have joked many times that if I ruled the world, things would run much smoother and my friends agree with that statement. So, in an effort to perpetuate my […]

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I Am Attempting NaBloPoMo For The Month Of April

[ 3 ] April 1, 2011 |
I Am Attempting NaBloPoMo For The Month Of April

No, this is not an April Fool’s joke. I am going to try to post something everyday for the next month…like I did when I first started this blog. Back when I could write engaging and humorous posts easily. Those of you who have been readers since the beginning will remember those…That’s what NaBloPoMo is all […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{Santa Was Stoned}

[ 9 ] December 29, 2010 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{Santa Was Stoned}

Look closely at Santa’s eyes…does he not look like he is stoned? Methinks Santa was toking on the ganja with the elves behind the toy shop. Doesn’t The Diva look adorable? I loved that dress because it reminded me of a big Christmas present. And no, the stoned elves did not make the picture look […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…

[ 6 ] December 1, 2010 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…

The week before Thanksgiving I had this adorable little Pilgrim. The night before Thanksgiving, I got a precocious Smurf. And this is also why The Diva will never get her paints again. HEH. Thanks Crayola paints. I appreciate it. For more Wordless Wednesdays/Wordful Wednesdays, please visit 5 Minutes For Mom, and WordlessWednesday.com {HQ}

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Music That Reminds Me Of…{Autumn}

[ 9 ] September 22, 2010 |
Music That Reminds Me Of…{Autumn}

Today I am starting a new meme, Music That reminds Me Of… {insert season/holiday/special occasion here} We are starting off with Autumn, because it is one of my two favorite seasons. Oh, yeah, and today is the official first day of Autumn. So that was rather serendipitous, wasn’t it? Music is oftentimes a very visceral […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{Mommy’s Love}

[ 8 ] September 1, 2010 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{Mommy’s Love}

I am the crazy Cat Lady. We own one indoor cat who is beautiful, but demon possessed. And I feed the strays. It started out last fall with 4 almost adult cats. Then a couple of more got wind that I fed cats every night, so then there were six. Then a couple of months […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday….{The Many Styles Of The Diva}

[ 14 ] August 25, 2010 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday….{The Many Styles Of The Diva}

Oh that Diva of mine….she has her own style to be sure. She loves to dress up in pretty things. Then go climb a tree or make mud pies. She is a girly Tom-Boy. Just like her Mama. Only I was always shoeless. Climbing trees, playing in the dirt…beating up the boys who annoyed me. […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{First Day Of Kindergarten}

[ 14 ] August 17, 2010 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{First Day Of Kindergarten}

Last Wednesday, The DIva started kindergarten. SHe was very excited. Tired, but excited. ANd as any good Mom should, I took pictures. None are teen years blackmail worthy though. Damn it. She wouldn’t look at the camera and smile. But isn’t her outfit adorable? I just love a little girl in plaid. It’s all so […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{The Kindergarten Files}

[ 11 ] August 11, 2010 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{The Kindergarten Files}

Today, The Diva starts her first day of kindergarten. Yesterday, we went to Back To School Night and met her teacher. We were given an entire file folder of papers to look through, sign, etc. One of the “packets” was the Kindergarten Handbook. These are the last two pages. You can read for yourself. Anyone […]

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Just Another Wordless Wednesday…The Diva’s 1st Grey Hair

[ 9 ] August 4, 2010 |
Just Another Wordless Wednesday…The Diva’s 1st Grey Hair

Yes, you read that right. My FIVE year old has grey hair. What the hell is that about? She’s FIVE. At least I was seven when my Big Bro found mine. Heh. I plucked that sucker out, put it in an envelop and marked it “The Diva’s 1st Grey Hair 8/2/10, Age 5 years 5 […]

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