Category: WTF?? File

Hello, It’s Cold

[ 7 ] January 13, 2013 |
Hello, It’s Cold

And yes I do mean it’s cold here in SoCal. Really, truly, bitterly cold. If we were located a bit more north or east, it would be snowing. Or we’d have ice. So, no, it’s not always sunny and 75 degrees here in Southern California. Most of the time it’s hot as hell, but for […]

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A Tampon Halloween: Decorating On The Cheap

[ 4 ] October 14, 2012 |
A Tampon Halloween: Decorating On The Cheap

Do you love Halloween but have no money to decorate with (who does in this economy)? Why not use items you already have around the house or can get at the 99 Cent store and fly your white trash, redneck or ghetto flag high and proud? I give you A Tampon Halloween (courtesy of Tampon […]

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I’m Having Hot Flashes Because Our Air Conditioning Died, NOT Because I’m Over 35

[ 2 ] September 6, 2012 |
I’m Having Hot Flashes Because Our Air Conditioning Died, NOT Because I’m Over 35

Yesterday, I received a pitch from a social media marketing site I belong to. Normally, their pitches are good and they pay pretty well, however, this one really missed the mark. I was pitched a line of menopause products and asked to have a “fun” party with all my menopausal friends to show off said […]

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This Is Why Your Widowed Father Should Not Be Allowed On The Internet

[ 21 ] September 2, 2012 |
This Is Why Your Widowed Father Should Not Be Allowed On The Internet

Alternate title: He’s leaving on a jet plane. We don’t know if he’ll be back again.  Oh, Dad, you know she’s gonna scam you. (Sung to the tune of “Leaving on a Jet Plane” by Peter, Paul & Mary) About four months ago, my father-in-law called our house at 9 o’clock at night — he […]

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The Best Thing About The London 2012 Olympics?

[ 1 ] July 29, 2012 |
The Best Thing About The London 2012 Olympics?

They let a Time Lord carry the torch. Yes, I’m a huge sci-fi geek and have loved Doctor Who since it was on PBS here in the eighties. Shut it. Time Lords are awesome. Plus they have a sonic screwdriver and a TARDIS. *My Husband read this and says I have the decade wrong for […]

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Black Dynamite Discovers Michael Jackson Was An Abusive Alien Hybrid

[ 0 ] July 24, 2012 |
Black Dynamite Discovers Michael Jackson Was An Abusive Alien Hybrid

This past weekend, my husband turned on Adult Swim and found a show called Black Dynamite. The animation looked very similar to The Boondocks, so I assumed it was from the same creator. Apparently it’s not because I don’t think that even Aaron McGruder has the balls to do what Carl Jones and Brian Ash […]

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