Category: I Got Your Funny Right Here!
This Is What NOT To Do When Your Woman Is On Her Period
This post was inspired by the fabulous KillTruck’s post A Period Piece. She posted Kotex’s lastest commercial which is rife with sarcasm, something I love. DUH! So I sent the link to my friend Victoria who in turn sent me this little nugget from the BBC. I love the BBC. I will avoid cleaning my […]
I Got Your Funny Right Here!: A Very Bad Invention
In this edition of I Got Your Funny Right Here!: A Very Bad Invention you’ll discover how the U.S. Patent office granted a patent for a product that attaches to your head via surgically implanted magnets and how online gaming is killing our society. Enjoy! Are you sick of wearing glasses with temples and a […]
I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Two-Bit Tramps, Male Strippers And A Giant Dog
In this edition of I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Two-Bit Hos, Male Strippers And Giant Dog. Plus a fun video based on the epic work of Queen. Not THE Queen, the rock group. You know, We Will Rock You? Yeah, those guys. Enjoy! Coming to your town soon Can you believe it? It’s been […]
Well, I Give Her/Him/Shim Points For Creativity
While checking my hotmail email account this evening, I found an email from *noreply@google.com*, with the subject “MIRANDA LAWSON invites you to check out MIRANDA LAWSON“. Here is the email as it appeared in my inbox: Subject: MIRANDA LAWSON invites you to check out MIRANDA LAWSONFrom: noreply@google.com You may not know this sender. Mark as […]
I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Swimsuits, Blonde Jokes And A Trunk Monkey
In this episode of I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Swimsuits, Blonde Jokes And A Trunk Monkey. It’s a mish-mash of funnies. Enjoy! Yes, swimsuit season is upon us. Damn those designers for thinking that you must be a size 2, stick thin and built like a 10-year-old boy to wear a bathing suit! GRRR! […]
I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Darth Kitty, The Swine Flu In The Hundred Acre Wood, ShamWOW, Sharing And Rick Springfield
In this edition of I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Darth Kitty, The Swine Flu in The Hundred Acre Wood, ShamWOW and Rick Springfield. Plus, a joke about the true meaning of sharing everything. It’s all you need for a good giggle today. Because I’m a sci-fi geek…. Hello Darth Kitty, from Planet Pastel Sanrio. […]
I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Stupid Baby Stuff
In this edition of I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Stupid Baby Stuff, you’ll find everything you need to decide not to have children. Ever. Enjoy! Does your girl have a pretty face but not pretty hair? Too anxious to wait for your 2 month old to grow some luxurious locks? Longing to make your daughter […]
Things I Find Funny: St. Pat’s Edition
I just thought this was funny. Scary leprechaun puppets. And these are for children, right?Children of the Corn, maybe… AWWW, how cute…. Yeah, Leprechauns have pots o’gold. What do midgets have? I always say “kiss my white Irish ass” HAHA And you thought the Irish only get drunk and fight. Pffftt!They exercise, too! Cutting edge […]
On This St. Patrick’s Day…
If you see one of these… And it ends with one of these… And one of these… You’ve had too many of these… From Saint Patrick’s BreastplateChrist be with meChrist before meChrist behind meChrist in meChrist beneath me Christ above meChrist on my rightChrist on my leftChrist where I lieChrist where I sitChrist where I […]