The Diva’s Letter To Santa

[ 4 ] December 24, 2012 |

My girl, well she’s very imaginative. And very generous. She is also kind-hearted and believes that with just a little magic and a couple of wands, she can make all the bad people in the world turn nice and make all our dreams come true. I don’t know how I’m going to tell her those plastic wands don’t actually have any magic in them, but I’ll have to figure it out, won’t I?

For your reading pleasure, and because it’s Christmas, here is The Diva’s letter to Santa:

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Merry Christmas, everyone!

PS: DO NOT take/download this image without my express permission. It was written by my little girl and I am sharing it because it shows what a truly great kid she is, not because I’m giving anyone the rights to this letter. If you do, I will hunt you down and make you eat liver and onions for months. Or clean my house. Whichever will make you more disgusted. I get the IP address of everyone who comes to my site and I can see everything you do here at The Asylum, There is no such thing as anonymous on the internet. Got it?

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I'm Shan and I 'm the creator of The Asylum and a magnet for The Free Range Stupid™. I'm a little nutty, a lot sarcastic and pretty damn smart. I am also a graphic designer, blog coder, virtual assistant, free lance writer and can whip you up a killer resume, media kit or press release that would make others green with envy. Go to Skewed Design Studios to check out my services. You won't be disappointed.

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  1. LadyStyx says:

    *chuckles @ that last item*

    .oO(too cute!)
    LadyStyx recently posted..Some info and prayers neededMy Profile

  2. Awww, she is such a sweet heart. I hope she got her dreams from Santa. Esp that mistletoe for mommy & dad!! xoxoxoxo!
    Wishes for a wonderful year ahead! Hugs & stuffins’
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  3. How cute 😛
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  4. Louise says:

    lol. that was threatening. anyways, your daughter is sweet

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