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Merry Christmas, Everyone!

I want to wish everyone a happy, healthy, joyous and safe Christmas. May you all be with people you love and who love you for the holiday. Eat much, pray much and love much. These are my two most favorite Christmas carols. The first has to be the best Christmas duet, ever. The second is […]

Twisted Christmas Carols 2010

We have twisted senses of humor in this house, so it stands to reason that we would like twisted Christmas carols, right? This is my Husbands favorite Christmas song. Blasphemous? Absolutely. But then again he’s a heathen. You’ll have to admit the song is rather funny, though. I give you, Holy Shit! It’s Christmas by […]

Just Another Wordless Wednesady…{The Day The Music Died}

Thirty years ago today, that psychotic whack job piece of shit murderer, Mark David Chapman, forever extinguished the greatest musical voice of our generation. On December 8, 1980, John Lennon was shot dead in front of his New York City home. It was The Day The Music Died. I was nine years old and I […]

Blog Author Down For Scheduled Maintenance

I will be offline for a couple of days for scheduled maintenance. I am doing a clean install of Windows 7 PRO, which means I will have to back up all my important files, wipe my hard drive clean and reload all of my programs and files. I am backing up my files to a […]

Just Another Wordless Wednesday…

The week before Thanksgiving I had this adorable little Pilgrim. The night before Thanksgiving, I got a precocious Smurf. And this is also why The Diva will never get her paints again. HEH. Thanks Crayola paints. I appreciate it. For more Wordless Wednesdays/Wordful Wednesdays, please visit 5 Minutes For Mom, and WordlessWednesday.com {HQ}

Cyber Monday Deals!

Lightning deals at Amazon.com! Don’t miss out, the deals are for a limited time! Amazon.com Widgets  And if you sign up for Amazon Prime, you can get FREE two day shipping for the next 30 days. No obligations. I’m serious. Just make sure you cancel it when the 30 day trial period is over and […]

Dear Idiot Parents,

Yes, I am talking to YOU, Idiot Parents. The parents that raise ill-mannered, spoiled rotten, entitled children to be whiny, can’t live in the real world, me-me-me adults. Yes. I said it. You and your disrespectful children is what’s wrong with this country today. I am sick to death of seeing children who have no […]

Funny Spam Comments

If you’re a blogger, you will get spam comments. However, it seems to be more prevalent for blogs hosted on WordPress. Probably because of the great SEO capabilities and higher visibility of self-hosted WP sites. Yet another reason you should hire me to migrate your Blogger blog to WP. Just sayin’. 😛 Every once in […]

But She’s My Baby

The Diva got her first kiss. From a boy. At school, on Wednesday. He kissed her on the nose. He’s five. Ro is is 5 3/4. She says she doesn’t really like him. The kiss happened after they complimented each other’s school pictures. After Mrs. M told us what happened, his mother looked at me […]

Mother Nature STILL Has PMS

I believe I did a post about this, right about this same time last year. In fact, I know I did. Apparently Mother Nature does not want to cure her severe PMS and would rather torture the poor souls who live on this Earth. So nice of her, eh? The last couple of weeks have […]