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This Is Why Your Widowed Father Should Not Be Allowed On The Internet

Alternate title: He’s leaving on a jet plane. We don’t know if he’ll be back again.  Oh, Dad, you know she’s gonna scam you. (Sung to the tune of “Leaving on a Jet Plane” by Peter, Paul & Mary) About four months ago, my father-in-law called our house at 9 o’clock at night — he […]

Is Your Teen Addicted To Porn?

A couple months ago, I saw a story on Nightline (ABC) about porn and teens. I was shocked. Kids are “sexting” much more often than they are texting each other and they are watching pornography like it’s the latest teen flick of the week. Nude pictures sent by young girls through their cell phones is […]

The Simple Fix For The Blogger Blog Redirection To Kunoichi (dot) info Problem

Recently, I noticed that a few blogs I read hosted on the Blogger (blogspot) platform were redirecting to a parked page for kunoichi . info. On most of these sites, you can usually briefly see a post with some variation of “I’VE BEEN HACKED!!!” as the title. On one of the blogs, I quickly hit […]

The Best Thing About The London 2012 Olympics?

They let a Time Lord carry the torch. Yes, I’m a huge sci-fi geek and have loved Doctor Who since it was on PBS here in the eighties. Shut it. Time Lords are awesome. Plus they have a sonic screwdriver and a TARDIS. *My Husband read this and says I have the decade wrong for […]

My Brother’s Dead. Who’s Got The Real Will?: The Jackson Family Fights Each Other For A Piece Of Michael’s Fortune

In stupid celebrity news this week, the Jackson family went crazy and began fighting each other for a piece of brother Michael’s fortune. Get ready, this is a long, convoluted story of forgery, kidnapping, custody, bitch slaps and right hooks to the mouth. But it’s Michael Jackson’s family, would you expect anything to be quiet […]

Black Dynamite Discovers Michael Jackson Was An Abusive Alien Hybrid

This past weekend, my husband turned on Adult Swim and found a show called Black Dynamite. The animation looked very similar to The Boondocks, so I assumed it was from the same creator. Apparently it’s not because I don’t think that even Aaron McGruder has the balls to do what Carl Jones and Brian Ash […]

Missing Me In Your Google Friend Connect Widget?

So are you? Missing me in your Google Friend Connect Widget, I mean? Yes? Well that’s because I switched to WordPress a long time ago! But, since Blogger stopped the use of the Google Friend Connect Widget for all non-Blogger blogs in March — on my birthday, no less — it has occurred to me […]

I Got Your Funny Right Here!

It’s been a while since I have done one of my “I got your funny right here!” posts. It’s not for lack of finding humorous things to publish, I either keep running out of time or my S.O.S. (Shiny Object Syndrome) is too strong and I forget. That S.O.S. is kind of a pain in […]

The Free Range Stupid Crashed Through My Gate

This was supposed to be a post about why I haven’t been online for over a week and the bombshell my FIL dropped on us — he’s moving to the Philippines for some woman named Misty that he met online. But I haven’t had a chance to finish it yet because yesterday morning The Free […]

How The Kristin Lesney-Ruiz Plagiarism Scandal Should Cause Brands To Choose Bloggers Based On Content, Not Traffic

Last week, while I was firmly ensconced in my graphic designing-got-to-finish-this-website-now-oh-shit-the-car-died-on-the-freeway-and-the-tow-company-charged-us-three-times-for-the-fee bubble, something curious happened in the mom blog world — a blogger, Kristin Lesney-Ruiz, who has had multiple complaints and police reports about her and her husband’s shady, and possibly criminal, online activities but still manages to make money and get scads of free […]