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I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Stupid Baby Stuff

In this edition of I Got Your Funny Right Here!: Stupid Baby Stuff, you’ll find everything you need to decide not to have children. Ever. Enjoy! Does your girl have a pretty face but not pretty hair? Too anxious to wait for your 2 month old to grow some luxurious locks? Longing to make your daughter […]

What Kind Of Mom Did You Think You Would Be? When Did Reality Finally Set In?

Way before I got pregnant, I had some ideas, actually they were Bohemian fantasies, of how I would be as a Mother. I dreamed of sweet smelling little babies, perfectly decorated nurseries, extreme, Martha Stewart~like organization, a perfect pregnancy, easy delivery, a happy, joyful infant and angels singing lullabies with faeries and butterflies flitting around. […]

Just Another Wordless Wednesday…

Yep, she dressed herself. My scarf, Daddy’s tank top and her shoes. She thought she was so cool looking! {She was} Silly girl and her Scottie Dog, Princess Bella, whom she dressed in her pajamas. She said the doggie was cold… For more Wordless Wednesdays, please visit MomDot.com and WordlessWednesday.com.

My Autobiography…

Scripted Sundays is brought to you by The BSU. This week’s topic is: I Would Call My Autobiography……..Because……? Well, now, isn’t that an interesting writing prompt? Let me see…there are many things I could call my autobiography… The Asylum Diaries How To Survive A Crazy Mother Sometimes Being Crazy Is A Good Thing How To […]

Shan’s Week~End Wordles

Welcome to another edition of Shan’s Week~End Wordles. Please go here for instructions on how to participate. Don’t forget to sign our Mr. Linky below and please link back to me here at Last Shreds Of Sanity in your Shan’s Week~End Wordles posts. Thank you for joining our Shan’s Week~End Wordles meme. I hope you […]

Six Things I Love/Hate About Spring: Small Talk Six

This week’s MomDot Small Talk Six On Saturdays topic is six things you love or hate about spring.OK, you asked for it… 1) I love Spring because the flowers are in bloom and my daughter just loves them so. She adores picking them, making me bouquets and then trying to replant the picked flowers. It’s […]

Recent Goings On Here At The Asylum

Don’t forget about our weekly game, Shan’s Week~End Wordles this Saturday. Please go here for instructions on how to participate. Sometime in the next couple of weeks, I will be hosting my first sponsored giveaway. I am very excited about this product line and will of course be testing it out prior to telling all […]

Just Another Wordless Wednesday…

This is what I found The Diva doing last night when I went to get her for night night. She was in an old diaper box playing her Little Einsteins piano for her Scottie dog, Princess Bella. She does have quite an imagination… For more Wordless Wednesdays, please visit MomDot.com and WordlessWednesday.com.

Things I Find Funny: St. Pat’s Edition

I just thought this was funny. Scary leprechaun puppets. And these are for children, right?Children of the Corn, maybe… AWWW, how cute…. Yeah, Leprechauns have pots o’gold. What do midgets have? I always say “kiss my white Irish ass” HAHA And you thought the Irish only get drunk and fight. Pffftt!They exercise, too! Cutting edge […]

On This St. Patrick’s Day…

If you see one of these… And it ends with one of these… And one of these… You’ve had too many of these… From Saint Patrick’s BreastplateChrist be with meChrist before meChrist behind meChrist in meChrist beneath me Christ above meChrist on my rightChrist on my leftChrist where I lieChrist where I sitChrist where I […]