Things That Go Through My Head

[ 13 ] February 7, 2009 |
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My mind is a vast, twisted place, filled to the brim with bizarre thoughts. I decided I would share some of them with you.

These are some of the things that go through my head:

Now that we have President Obama and his promise of a transparent government, does that mean we are finally going to find out the truth about Area 51 and that crash in New Mexico?

Why is there a pair of panties, but just one bra? Aren’t there two of them?

If life is like a box of chocolates, why doesn’t mine have a caramel center?

Why did they do a remake of Friday the 13th? The original sucked. Does no one in Hollywood have original ideas anymore? What’s next? Prom Night or A Nightmare on Elm St.?

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, where the hell is my ultra cool purple and silver sparkly spaceship? I want to go home…

The only difference between the races is that some tan better than others.

If you talk to God, you’re spiritual. If he talks back you’re crazy. Why? Don’t we all want our questions and prayers answered? Wouldn’t that also require actually hearing or seeing the answer?

My daughter would make Super Nanny Jo Frost break out her pimp hand.

The more you resemble a crack ho, the more famous you become…just look at Amy Winehouse.

It seems that the level of craziness is directly proportionate to the amount of personal wealth. By that standard, why aren’t I a billionaire by now?

I want to find a way to wireless connect my brain to the new post area of my blog. I always get really cool ideas for a post, but I inevitably get stopped or redirected on my way to the computer. By the time I do finally get there, I’ve lost the thought. This way it will go there automatically so I can evaluate it later. It will also save me time trying in vain to retrieve those particular thoughts from my crazy, addled grey matter.

{Thoughts retrieved from my noggin. Sorry if they scared you}


Category: I Got Your Funny Right Here!

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I'm Shan and I 'm the creator of The Asylum and a magnet for The Free Range Stupid™. I'm a little nutty, a lot sarcastic and pretty damn smart. I am also a graphic designer, blog coder, virtual assistant, free lance writer and can whip you up a killer resume, media kit or press release that would make others green with envy. Go to Skewed Design Studios to check out my services. You won't be disappointed.

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  1. ChicagoLady says:

    You should get one of those digital recorders and keep it in your pocket. When you have an idea for a post, record it, then you can listen to it later when you are in front of the computer.

    I don’t think your thoughts are any more twisted or bizarre than the rest of us, lol.

  2. Mel says:

    anyone of those thoughts would make an awesome blog post!! Thanks for taking me on a trip through your brain!!!

  3. What?! No random Rick Springfield thoughts floating around in there??? I love this post! High five on every single thing!

  4. Stesha says:

    This post was way COOL!

    Hugs and Mocha,

  5. Hccm says:

    This post was way COOL!Hugs and Mocha,Stesha

  6. Missy says:

    “Some tan better than others,” that is hilarious!

  7. Cassie says:

    George Carlin (may he rest in peace) would be so proud of you!

  8. Court says:

    I like the connect the brain to new post idea, that is so up my lazy alley!

  9. Young Heejin says:

    I love you blog. It’s really good for me. I wish I could get crazy like this. Keep up the good work, good luck and wish you the best. 😀

  10. You’re so silly! I love your thoughts!!

    (ohmygosh…does that make ME crazy too???)

  11. Heather says:

    yours is the kind of crazy that I like…1 part spunk, 1 part 'oh no you didn't' and 1 part smart. Don't ever change Shan.

  12. kasandria says:

    Love it! Some of the things almost seem like they come outta my head. Thanks for sharing and not being afraid to be yourself!

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