Funny T-Shirts: Small Talk Six

It’s time, once again, for Small talk Six! On Saturdays presented by MomDot.com. Today’s topic is “6 t-shirts you’ve read and loved“. You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences. 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc…

I have seen a lot of t-shirts with sayings that I loved or laughed out loud at. Unfortunately, things that I find funny are not necessarily in line with what others find funny.

1) You’re just jealous cuz the voices talk to me.

2) Does not play well with others.

3) I’d love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed.

4) Cute, but psycho. Things even out. {I own this shirt. What? You’re surprised? Really?}

5) Bitch better have my bottle. {Baby onsie at Electric Chair}

6) Get any closer and I’ll flick a booger on you.

Those are some of my favorite t-shirts. Not all of them mind you, just the ones I can remember off hand.