Oh My, 39?!?!?
Today is my 39th birthday. Which means next week The Diva will turn 5!! Oh my God, when did my baby get so big?? Anyway, I refuse to turn 40, ever, so I will be 39 and holding in perpetuity.
I also have to attend the funeral for my Husband’s Grandmother today. And before y’all start giving out condolences, you need to know that she was a mean, bitter woman who put my Husband and his siblings in the dog house over 20 years ago for no apparent reason. In my Husband’s words, we are going to “watch the sisters fight over the properties and money”. He has an aunt that would not hesitate to punch someone out in front of a priest. No kidding.
Hubby says that wearing a Birthday Tiara to the funeral is classless. I say fighting with your sisters at the graveside is a much, much worse offense. 😛 Ahh well, I may take my video camera just so I can capture all the action and post it here. 😀
Yeah, I’m wicked. So? These people are way worse than my Mom’s redneck side of the family {Not all of my Mom’s side of the family is redneck, just a select few}. And I truly didn’t think that was possible!
Anyway, another year older today…I better get chocolate for this. And some good sex.
Damn it. 😛
Category: My Opinions
Happy 39th Birthday!
Happy Birthday Shan! Also I know how you feel. I was feeling that way when Owen turned 5 last year, now I’m freaking over him turning 6 and starting Kindergarten this fall (LOL his birthday isn’t til Nov). It’s hard being a mama, the days fly by once you’re given this little life to take care of.
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Happy Birthday Sis!
I still remember the day you came home from the hospital, rainy, overcast LOL 🙂
Have a good one and don’t let the bastards get you down.
And quit with the whole sex thing would ya? You’re my baby sister– You don’t have sex! 😛
Uh, Kev? The Diva, your niece, WAS NOT a virgin birth. If it had been, I would have been selling tickets to it and I would be rich right now.
Just sayin…
I have sex and it’s fun. In fact, I had sex last night. Although your niece decided to wake up and knock on our door in the middle of it. 😛 Kinda killed the mood.
Happy Birthday! Remember that age is just a number. Continue enjoying life! Thank you so much for sharing your wonderful posts.
Shan you freakin crack me up! Happy Birthday doll *sloppy kisses*
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Sorry I’m late here, but happy birthday again! It could be way worse at 39. My mom became a grandma LOL. She was so pissed she was a grandma before she was 40. Hey, it’s not my fault she had me at 17.
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Happy belated birthday, hope it was a good one!
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Well happy birthday to you!
You are funny, I hope you had a happy birthday. I hope the funeral was drama free.