{Expletive Deleted}: Small Talk Six

[ 5 ] October 3, 2009 |
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Those MomDotters are at it again…Small talk Six! On Saturdays.Today’s topic is “6 things you say, but wouldn’t want your children to repeat”. You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences. 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc…

Well, I cuss like a sailor sometimes in real life. I am trying to change that and I am pretty good about not saying these things around The Diva. My Husband, on the other hand, not so much!

Here ya go…

1) What the fuck?

2) Oh, hell no!

3) Kiss my white Irish ass!

4) Stupid Assed Mother Fucker!

5) Nice try, Asshole.

6)
What a dumb ass son-of a bitch!

I told you I can sometimes cuss like a sailor on shore leave {Well, my Daddy was a sailor…}. I’m Irish, I have that temper and I come from a family of Southerners, sailors and cops. I swear it’s ingrained into my DNA! LOL Ok, so there you have it, Shan’s potty mouth. I can, if provoked, cuss a blue streak that will hang in the air for 3 days. I really am trying to change that fact, sometimes I fail. But hey, at least I still try, right?

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I'm Shan and I 'm the creator of The Asylum and a magnet for The Free Range Stupid™. I'm a little nutty, a lot sarcastic and pretty damn smart. I am also a graphic designer, blog coder, virtual assistant, free lance writer and can whip you up a killer resume, media kit or press release that would make others green with envy. Go to Skewed Design Studios to check out my services. You won't be disappointed.

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  1. elliej says:

    LOL You sound like me at times.

  2. Anne says:

    Hey, at least you wrote out WTF [see, even I can't bring myself to do it]. I am impressed! I say number 2 and just about anything with ass in it. I cussed a lot more before moving to VA, plus I worked at a YMCA for over 5 years, and it just felt wrong somehow.

  3. LadyStyx says:

    Styxie's a potty mouth too. A Northerner born to a Navy truckin Irishman. Ya know it's bad when I open my mouth and even the most hardened trucker blushes 😉

  4. Cheryl says:

    Well, I'm from Brooklyn, so you can just imagine the things that fly out of MY mouth on a regular basis.

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