How To Make Green Eggs And Ham…Or Not

[ 7 ] March 11, 2010 |

Last week was Dr. Seuss’ birthday and it was celebrated at The Diva’s school. Ever since then, she has been obsessed with him. And Green Eggs and Ham. Yesterday was The Diva’s 5th birthday and when asked what she would like for her special meal, she said, you guessed it, Green Eggs And Ham.

Being the good Mama that I am, I set out to give my baby girl what she wanted on her birthday. I had no idea what I was doing. My own Mother never did anything like this for me. So I winged it.

What follows is an experiment.

With food.

And food coloring.

And eggs.

And Sam~I~Am.

Don’t mind my kitchen, it was a mess. Hubby is on vacation this week and has been “tinkering around” in there. And I refuse to clean up all the crap he’s messed up. Although I will likely have to do it anyway.



I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. ~ Dr. Suess



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  1. Sharon says:

    How funny, very informative but green eggs just don’t look appetizing at all. However if I had to choose I would definitely eat yours over your husbands.
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  2. Cheryl says:

    Uh yeah. Green eggs do not look very yummie. Although, I agree, your version is better than Hubs. 😉
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  3. Eww, LOL!!! Green Eggs and Ham, my kids LOVE that book but not sure about actual green eggs to eat, ROFL! Good job though!!
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  4. Heather says:

    ok, that turned my tummy. *gag*

    I hope she liked it though!! Happy birthday to the Diva Girl!!
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  5. Victoria says:

    Omigosh I love this! but as far as goofy fun food, we should stick to candy pizza! 🙂

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