My Brain Itches…

[ 5 ] April 17, 2009 |
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So Wednesday, all day Wednesday, I was trying to do our taxes. Online. With an Internet connection that takes a royal dump on me every 5-10 minutes. This is so friggin’ annoying! I was also on the phone with the IRS and the Franchise Tax Board. Back and forth. All day long, trying to get the information I needed to complete the taxes that they were supposed to send me THREE months ago! While dealing with The Diva, a crappy ghetto Wi-Fi Internet connection, Damn Tax Nazis frazzled customer service agents and cramps. I was having a veritable ball here at this Asylum I call home.

My eyes have finally stopped bleeding from being glued to the PC all day, but my brain is still itching. We owe the IRS money, but are getting money back from the state. Woo Freaking Hoo! I still want to know when “voluntary” income taxes became “mandatory” or as a friend emailed me “the payment of the income taxes is mandatory, the calculation and submission of the forms is voluntary.” Really, now? Then how come the IRS and State can fine you for failing to file and impose late filing/payment penalties? The system is broken and needs to be fixed.

The Prez, with his magical, mystical Obama Bucks tree, {that only he can see} which is guarded by Unicorns and Griffins, and is where he gets all the money for the endless Stimulus Packages…oh wait, that’s all wrong, he gets the money from us wee peasants and our children and our children’s children, but I digress… Obama needs to get out of his Socialist/Marxist fantasy world and get this shit fixed. NOW. If he doesn’t, we are all going to hell in a hand basket {Well, I’m going there anyhow, I would just like some more intelligent company…}!
To honor the tradition of paying taxes and the fact that I have, in fact, gone completely over the edge this week {Or Bat Shit Crazy, as Blogging*Matilda has labeled me}, I give you my ode to taxes and The Socialist. Enjoy!

{The music starts at about 2:40}


Tomorrow, April 18, 2009 is another edition of Shan’s Week~End Wordles. Just click the button above for instructions on how to participate. I hope to see you all there.

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I'm Shan and I 'm the creator of The Asylum and a magnet for The Free Range Stupid™. I'm a little nutty, a lot sarcastic and pretty damn smart. I am also a graphic designer, blog coder, virtual assistant, free lance writer and can whip you up a killer resume, media kit or press release that would make others green with envy. Go to Skewed Design Studios to check out my services. You won't be disappointed.

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  1. We owe the state and our refund is nearly the same amount so it’s just a wash for us…ugh…

    I’m hoping to get a wordle up for tomorrow!

  2. We owe the state and our refund is nearly the same amount so it’s just a wash for us…ugh…

    I’m hoping to get a wordle up for tomorrow!

  3. ChicagoLady says:

    I actually owed the state more than I was getting back from the Fed this year. Booooooo!

    I loved that Beatles video! That song should have been played at all the tea parties on Wednesday.

  4. Susan Harper says:

    Your ignorance is astounding.

  5. Shan says:

    Yo Susan!

    I have an IQ that is high enough to get me into Mensa. I am assuming that your comment is because of my slam of Obama. Just like I always say, most Liberals feel that if you don’t think/believe the way they do, then you are evil, stupid and unworthy. More of that “you must follow me or die” attitude from another Leftard.

    I am entitled to my opinion. I am also entitled to tell you off for your intolerance of other’s belief systems.

    So, Susan, KISS MY WHITE IRISH ASS! Or as my friend always says: Why don’t you just go have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up?!


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