Tropical Island Hell: Small Talk Six

[ 10 ] November 7, 2009 |
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It’s time, once again, for Small talk Six! On Saturdays presented by Today’s topic is 6 reasons why you would be doomed if you were stranded on a deserted island all by yourself“. You can answer this with a list of 6 words, 6 phrases, 6 sentences. 6 paragraphs, 6 photos, 6 videos, etc…

Here goes nuthin’…

1) I could not build a shelter that would stand upright for very long.

2) I’m dyslexic and directionally challenged, so even though I am a strong swimmer, I would likely end up right back on the same island.
3) Much like Tom Hanks in Castaway, I would end up talking to a damn ball or coconut just to try to get away from the voices in my head. Then if I ever did get rescued, I would be even crazier than I am now. Entertaining as hell for you all, not a good thing for moi.
4) I am a meat and potatoes kind of girl. I like a nice medium rare steak, a baked potato and lots of butter. These are not things you find readily available on a deserted island. I would shrivel up and die. It would be horrible.
5) I am a white girl. I do not tan, unless it was sprayed on me. I would turn into a well done Irish girl and it would not be a pretty sight.
6) Unless Sawyer {From Lost} was on said island, I would be freaking out about not being able to make a fire, catch a fish {I hate fish, but I love lobster}, find a cow, get some chocolate…you get the picture. And I would be missing my family terribly.


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  1. LoveMy2Dogs says:

    I am right there with you on #3 and #4. Great answers.

    My ST6

  2. Brandy says:

    OK so I love your #6 and I had thought about Sawyer .. LOL … stop on by and see my list if you will 🙂 Have a wonderful weekend!

  3. Hazel says:

    This was funny. And gosh! I love Sawyer too 🙂

  4. LadyStyx says:

    *laffin* This one is too funny. I don't tan anymore either.

  5. Brittany says:

    I'll take Sawyer from Lost too – just not the island with the creepy black monster and polar bears!!!!

  6. Rose ~ RedNeckWitch ~ says:

    With some luck one of us will wash up on the other's island, 'cause this fat gal isn't going hungry on her island! lol

  7. With some luck one of us will wash up on the other's island, 'cause this fat gal isn't going hungry on her island! lol

  8. Night Owl Mama says:

    LOL that is to funny I missed this week looks like a good one

  9. Miss Blondie says:

    I'm cracking up at number 2 and 3. And i am right there with you on #4!! Give me medium rare!

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