10 MORE Things You Never Wanted To Know About Me

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Question_Mark_small Many moons ago, I wrote a post stating some of the odd things none of you ever wanted to know about me. Since I’m struggling for content — and have seemingly lost my ability to write anything coherent — I decided that I could probably come up with ten more things y’all never needed to know about me, either.

1) I hate the smell of bananas, but I make awesome banana bread.

2) I cannot write or code — I design blogs and websites — with music or the TV on because if it’s a show or song I like, I tend to write what I just heard when I really meant to type something altogether different. No, I cannot walk and chew gum at the same time anymore. This is what happens as you get older.

3) Whenever the Hubs and I see ugly color cars — think metallic baby shit green or burnt orange — we look at each other and say, “ONE at this price!” If we see a bright yellow vehicle, we say, “Mexican taxi cab!”

4) I have food texture issues. Grapes, cherries and olives MUST be firm in order for me to eat them.

5) I make the best meatloaf and grilled steak you’ll ever eat. My meatloaf is tomato paste free and my grilled steak recipe won a national contest.

6) The Hubs got me addicted to the British show “Wheeler Dealers.”

7) The color orange belongs on only pumpkins or prisoners. It does not belong on your skin, hair clothing, car or walls.

8) I am huge Doctor Who fan — and of sci-fi in general. I have watched it since it was on PBS in the eighties with the Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker). It was family programming in my house.

9) I want to move to Oregon so that I can finally prove if Bigfoot really exists. Lord knows, Bobo and his team haven’t found shit in three seasons of Finding Bigfoot. 😀

10) I sometimes think that certain places are haunted only because we are told they are, not because they are haunted. When one is in a house that supposedly has spiritual activity, I believe that one has an expectation of paranormal happenings and, therefore, every little sound, shadow and waft of chilly air is considered proof of said haunting. Then again, I believe some areas and structures truly are haunted and/or evil. It’s all in the perception.


11) I only like PLAIN cheesecake. I do not like it with any sauces on top or anything mixed in it. A cheesecake should have a graham cracker crust and the white, sweet filling only. I also make a no-bake cheesecake that is tastier than anything you’ve ever had before. All the flavor without the heaviness. It only has three ingredients.

12) I’m dyslexic.

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I'm Shan and I 'm the creator of The Asylum and a magnet for The Free Range Stupid™. I'm a little nutty, a lot sarcastic and pretty damn smart. I am also a graphic designer, blog coder, virtual assistant, free lance writer and can whip you up a killer resume, media kit or press release that would make others green with envy. Go to Skewed Design Studios to check out my services. You won't be disappointed.

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  1. MommaDJane says:

    Congrats on winning a content with your grilled steak. I guess I shouldn’t tell you I’ve always dreamed of owning a burnt orange race car? I too only like plain cheesecake exactly how you described it. Cherries ruin it!
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  2. Ok so where are you hiding that grilled steak recipe? I’m hungry now.
    Nanette ~ AMomBlog recently posted..Step Out Walk to Stop Diabetes – Why We Will WalkMy Profile

  3. JU SO FONII!!! OK, #5- so where are the recipes? #10 look up on Feibu Haunts for Sale or Rent- you’re gonna like it. (Especially since I’m the Spanish co-host)

    Here from The Brand Connection and look forward to your next list of 10 more things. ; ) BB2U
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  4. I’m the same way with food textures, I can’t eat tomatoes at all because of it. I think everyone makes their meatloaf differently and everyone swears by their mom’s meatloaf. I personally couldn’t stand my mothers so I stole one from a Paula Deen/Rachael Ray combo I mashed together and I adore it.

  5. Prerna says:

    We all have our own likes and dislikes. Its just a matter of personnel choice. Well you really have a wonderful blog

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