Category: I Got Your Funny Right Here!

For Your Viewing Pleasure…KEN LEEEEEE!!!

[ 4 ] March 16, 2009 | Shan

WARNING: Do not eat or drink anything while watching these videos. I will not be held liable for injuries received while viewing my blog. You get on this ride at your own risk. [youtube=http://youtu.be/FQt-h753jHI&w=640&h=385] Now watch the audience reaction… [youtube=http://youtu.be/cT18LZItBLA&w=640&h=385] That was your funny for the day. We now return you to […]

An Ode To Farts. And My Dad

[ 18 ] March 5, 2009 | Shan

Unless you know me in real life, you don’t understand my, ummm, affinity, shall we say, for gaseous emissions. Farts were a source of entertainment in my house growing up. My Dad was particularly adept at breaking wind at opportune times. I do not know how he perfected this skill, nor do I want to […]

I’m A Hot Chick Writer!

[ 7 ] February 18, 2009 | Shan

Last night I Googled myself, well I Googled my blog URL, and I found some pretty interesting entries linked to my bloggy. I am at Hip Mama’s Place Technorati page {although I couldn’t figure out where or why}, I am on a Technorati TaG page for Long Island, NY, Merv Griffin, Henry Fonda and Right […]

Hold On To Your Hats…It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Ride!!

[ 3 ] February 12, 2009 | Shan

This one is almost completely accurate, which is kind of scary. I did say almost. As the Gum Chewin’ Fairy did, I will put my little blurbs in purple. I am a Bette — “I must be strong” * Bettes are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective. Pretty much, although the self-confidence thing is something I […]

Bunny Pellet Poop

[ 11 ] February 11, 2009 | Shan

{ On this day, The Diva dressed herself and Daddy did her hair. This was the result. I’m still figuring out my new camera. Sorry about the quality.} Tonight, just before bedtime, I told The Diva to change her Pull-Up {It’s actually an Easy-Up, but Pull-Up is the only thing she lets us call them}. […]

Things That Go Through My Head

[ 13 ] February 7, 2009 | Shan

My mind is a vast, twisted place, filled to the brim with bizarre thoughts. I decided I would share some of them with you. These are some of the things that go through my head: Now that we have President Obama and his promise of a transparent government, does that mean we are finally going […]

My Daughter, Commercial Watching Freak…

[ 16 ] February 4, 2009 | Shan

So I was in my bedroom perusing a cool article on MomDot.com, when The Diva comes running in yelling “Mommy, you have to come see THIS!“. I told her to hold on because I was reading this article and I wanted to finish it. She said, “But Mommy, you HAVE to see THIS! RIGHT NOW!” […]

I Just Had An Intervention….

[ 19 ] February 2, 2009 | Shan

In response to the picture I posted here, I was reminded that I did not properly confess my addiction. So, ChicagoLady, this one’s for YOU! *standing* Hello, my name is Shan and I’m a blog-aholic. I have not stopped blogging. I am not sure that I can or even want to. You see, I have […]

More Things I Find Funny…

[ 4 ] February 2, 2009 | Shan

I was taking a gander at my FEEDJIT to see who has been perusing my bloggy today (Cuz I’m a comment Ho, dontcha know! Oh lookie, I made a rhyme…) and I found this… {click picture to enlarge, I think} Reno, Nevada arrived from blogsearch.google.com on “Last Shreds Of Sanity: I Am Just Sickened By […]

Brilliant! But So Very Twisted…I Love It!

[ 4 ] January 28, 2009 | Shan

I found this over at Kaiya’s Laughter Heals. Court really has a great and twisted sense of humor! I love that in a person! Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.” The couples will first drive to Dallas , then drive to Waco, Belton, Austin, […]

Holy Crap!! I’m Sane???? Say It Isn’t So!

[ 5 ] January 27, 2009 | Shan

My result for The Crazy Test… You’re sane! You scored 7 Sane, 5 Insane, 3 Crazy, 4 Weird and 4 NeedHelp! You might survive. Just don’t close your eyes. Deep down inside: you are confused about circles. Your great abiding passion is: payday Your innermost fear is: payday Your greatest strength is: clear thinking Your […]