Ghetto-Assed Adult
That is what came out of The Diva’s mouth yesterday, shortly after it came out of mine. Ghetto-assed adult.
Bad Mommy.
You see, yesterday afternoon, as I was going to unlock our gate so that we could go get Daddy from work, I noticed that someone had put a lock on it. One I did not have the key for. We were trapped. I was pissed. This was not funny. If there had been an emergency, we would have died because we couldn’t get out of the yard.
But some ghetto-assed kid or adult thought it would be funny to lock us in.
That wasn’t NOT FUNNY, mother fucker. {If no one gets where this quote is from, I really am getting too old for this shit}
After I got a hold of my hubby at work and he secured a ride home, I called my friend Susan to bitch about this new situation. She asked me “Who would do something like that?” I replied, “Some ghetto-assed kid. Or an adult. We live in the freaking ghetto, Susan.”
The next thing I heard was Miss Ro saying “No, Mommy, it was a ghetto-assed adult. In a big black truck. I saw him.”
Score one for bad Mommy.
Guess it’s better than her throwing out F-bombs, right?
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ooops! HAHA I suppose it could have been worse…
Heather recently posted..Manulife Financial Denies Little Girl The Ability to Walk
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I can see the humor, however I have a big hang-up about being locked in anywhere I can’t get out of — even if it’s my own yard. I blame my brother for locking me in the closet when I was two.
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PS: It was my hubby’s 40th birthday. He was not amused.
Shan recently posted..Ghetto-Assed Adult
At least she got a look at the type of vehicle. Now to train her to notice the tags on said truck!
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Baby steps, Styxie. Baby steps. LOL
Shan recently posted..Ghetto-Assed Adult
I can’t believe someone would do that. Ghetto asshole indeed!
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Honey, we have the strangest people here. It’s SoCal and it’s the Ghetto. Do the math.
I guess I should also mention that whatever is the oddest, most unlikely thing to happen, ever, will happen to me. I’m not kidding. Read here: http://lastshredsofsanity.com/tales-of-the-free-range-stupid-full-moon-edition/
The good thing is you were saved from blaming the wrong ghetto-assed. I understand why you are so pissed though. I just hope a prank like that never happens again.
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