Just Another Wordless Wednesday…{The Kindergarten Files}
Today, The Diva starts her first day of kindergarten. Yesterday, we went to Back To School Night and met her teacher. We were given an entire file folder of papers to look through, sign, etc. One of the “packets” was the Kindergarten Handbook.
These are the last two pages. You can read for yourself. Anyone who knows anything about my Diva will understand that the second page made Daddy and I both laugh hysterically and fill with dread.
Bonus points to anyone who can tell me why I am now afraid for my daughter’s academic career after reading the last page {HINT: It has nothing to do with the fact that I think she will have more “Sad Sam’s” than “Good Guys”}.
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Ah! My son starts Kindgerten this fall too. But we don’t go back until September 8th! I can’t believe it’s right around the corner!
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I can’t guess…but I think the post is hilarious!
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I have no idea. I always hated seeing my name on the board!
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OMG you guys..READ the last part of the second image. Tell me what is off and why a EDUCATIONAL institution should not allow that to go out to parents as they are telling you how important ACADEMICS are at the school. 😀
Regarding is spelled WRONG! Not exactly the right way to start off the school year Ms. Teacher. And you’re probably wondering how many phone calls you’re going to get LOL.
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DING DING DING!! We have a winner!
but you missed the out of sequence numbering and the word fourth spelled “forth”. LOL
I’m such a stickler…
It was hard to read on my computer I had to scroll ft to right as well as up and down. But that “re-Guarding” was hurting my eyes.
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I think the whole concept of Sad Sam would have traumatized me as a kid!!
Yeah and these are the same people who say you shouldn’t spank your kids. But a basic public flogging is OK? Umm…
I’m sorry… I suck at spelling so I didn’t catch any of those… but REALLY? Is that really her teacher’s name??? I laughed for a good 10 mins!!!