It Is Supposed To Be Fall, Right?
OK, I know the official start of Autumn was September 21st (or was it 22nd?). Anyway, I would have put up a Fall greeting then, but it was 101°F where I live and I just wasn’t feeling all that Autumnal. Here we are a month later and yep, you guessed it, it is 100°F, again! I figured it was now or never to write this, before it was Winter & Christmastime — or what passes for that here in SoCal.
I so want to win the lottery or jack that Publishers Clearing House guy with the big check so I can buy a house & move my family to New Hampshire where they have actual seasons. At least there you can have a White Christmas, make snow angels and have a snowman in the front yard. It would be better than what we have here. Two seasons. Sweat your ass off hot — and get blown away by the Santa Ana winds at the same time — or freeze your heine off cold — and also get blown away by the Santa Ana winds.
Sometimes I truly believe that Mother Nature has PMS and could really just use some industrial strength Midol to make her feel better!! Oh, I also think she hates trailer parks and that is why they always get destroyed in tornadoes! You should not be able to hook your house up to the back of a truck and move it to a new location!!
Yes, I am a little bit left of center, but you knew that already!
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you are so lucky.. it is freezing here… enjoy that extended summer