Category: The Free Range Stupid
Happy Halloween 2009
I hope you all have a happy and safe Halloween. I will be praying that the Sheriffs Department really does do the extra patrols I had to ask for because the little shithead who vandalized my lawn {because I told him and his friends to get off of it} also threatened to break into my […]
Blog Trolls…Do They Really Think They’re Anonymous? Part Deux
Yep, they’re back again. Will they ever learn? Not bloody likely. I hope you are enjoying yourselves. And yes, I know that the BIL was on my blog yesterday morning {Because the SIL sent him links to posts in an email. And yes, I can see that , too. It’s called a referring link.} FROM […]
Blog Trolls: Do They Really Think They’re Anonymous?
A family member found my blog this past Tuesday. It’s my evil SIL!! I have no clue how she found me — I don’t reveal my full name online — or even why she is going through it with a fine toothed comb. OK, I am 99% positive that she is looking for ammunition to […]
Exactly HOW Desperate Was I?
Desperate enough to call my Mother and ask to borrow 500 bucks to get my car fixed!! Holy crap! Did I really do that??? And did she actually agree to loan it to me? Yes, but not without a lot of hmmmm-in and haaww-in AND a signed promissory note to pay her back! Part I: […]
There Was A Young Woman Who Lived In A Shoe…
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do!! Last week, a woman in my neck of the woods gave birth to octuplets. This is significant because they are only the second set of “live” octuplets to be born in the U.S.. The story has even gone international. When this was first announced, […]
I’m Rich, Beotches!!
No, the Publisher’s Clearing House guy didn’t show up at my house, even though he keeps saying he’s coming. Something even better. And I didn’t even have to enter or anything! Awesome!! British National Lottery Headquarters,12 Bridge Street,Staines Middlesex TW18 4TP,United Kingdom.Customer Service/Claims Department Ref: :UK/NDU/9023118308/03Batch: 074/05/ZY369 We happily announce to you the recent draw […]
And Still More From The Free Range Stupid…
Epic Fails. This one’s for you, Deb… Sure, go play on the slide, Tommy… see more pwn and owned pictures I had to put this one in…my Big Bro is a former cop… see more pwn and owned pictures UMMMM, EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! see more pwn and owned pictures Okey Dokey, then. see more pwn and owned […]
Who Comes Up With This Stuff???
Now I have heard everything!! I have called in sick, tired, broken legged, broke down car, crazy & even dead once (I had used up all my sick days!), but never GAY!! Good Lawd!! Never used this one before …get ready now & set your phasers to “FABULOUS!!!” The next call to action for […]
The Juice Done Been Squoze!!!
When O.J.Simpson was convicted on October 3, 2008, it barely made a blip on the collective radar screen. There were a couple of stories here & there, but nothing like the total news coverage of his murder trial in 1995. Or the coverage today of his sentencing for armed robbery & kidnapping. He is the […]
I Know It’s Halloween, But Why Would You Do THIS To Your Child?
Some parents will do anything to permanently damage their kids in the name of being “cute”. Now these pictures are out there forever on the internet. Once it’s on the ‘net it can never die. It’s the humiliation that keeps on giving. These kids are now traumatized for life. Time for therapy. Thanks Mom & […]
From The Free Range Stupid…
I got this comment today on my post about Sarah Palin: The baby has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, not Down Syndrome. And actually reading your blog, you do seem dumb enough to believe whatever crap Palin/McCain put out there . ~Anonymous Wow, so you are saying that Sarah Palin is a raging alcoholic? REALLY? Because, you […]
Days Of Our Toddler & Neanderthal Dad
I am so OVER Little Bear, Wow! Wow! Wubzy, The Wonder Pets, Yo Gabba Gabba, Charlie & Lola & Little Einsteins! I get the theme songs stuck in my head & they just won’t go away!! And she has to watch them over & over again…ad nauseam! UUUGGHHH!!!! We were just in Target the other […]
