Funny Spam Comments

[ 4 ] November 18, 2010 |

If you’re a blogger, you will get spam comments. However, it seems to be more prevalent for blogs hosted on WordPress. Probably because of the great SEO capabilities and higher visibility of self-hosted WP sites. Yet another reason you should hire me to migrate your Blogger blog to WP. Just sayin’. 😛

Every once in a while, I get a spam comment that is funny. I’m sure it’s unintentional, but it still gives me a good giggle.

Without further adieu, here are some of the funny spam comments I have received. Enjoy.

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  • Well “Stupid is as stupid does!” in this occurrence. My brother burned his abode down testing out his brand new fryer. What a convertible retard! I can not believe this person can be so thick. I am positive there are information that say do not use this indoors or something like that. Most average people would consider the garage in the residence.  They lost the whole thing. Here is a picture of the garage: [Link Removed] I was in fact asked if I wanted to come over and eat some pre-Thanksgiving turkey for this weekends Cowboys game. I am genuinely thankful I was unavailable! I guess the turkey fryer was like this one turkey fryers. Anyone else know a friend or neighbor who has burned their home down with a turkey fryer?

At least the spammers are getting a little more creative. The links are still crap, though. 😀

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I'm Shan and I 'm the creator of The Asylum and a magnet for The Free Range Stupid™. I'm a little nutty, a lot sarcastic and pretty damn smart. I am also a graphic designer, blog coder, virtual assistant, free lance writer and can whip you up a killer resume, media kit or press release that would make others green with envy. Go to Skewed Design Studios to check out my services. You won't be disappointed.

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  1. Mandy says:

    Aren’t they hysterical? It’s the only thing that makes clearing out the spam fun. However, I’ve had a ton of porno crap to get caught in my spam folder and I can’t wait until I learn how to use the IP blocker.
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    • Shan says:

      LOL I get tons of porn spam too. Using the WP-Ban plugin is easy. I’ll make you a tutorial for it over the weekend. I already have one tutorial on how to add an image to the ban message the idiots see. LOL

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